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trickykat.bsky.social
Real life is my alt baby Latest Tricks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto Trickshots - Best of : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
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@stefanthinks.bsky.social is the King of Mensches

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

what do you mean my stories are weird? did i ever tell you about the time i had diarrhea for a month? well pull up a chair! wait not that chair

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

Chase your dreams. Follow them wherever they take you, no matter how far or how winding the roads. Never give up. Run red lights. Cross the median. Box your dreams in and force them down a dead-end street. Grab them while they try to scale a rusted chain link fence. This ends now

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

well aint you just the coaster stuck to my drink

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

shit my cat read some of your posts and now it wont stop throwing up

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

🧦 on offer. no longer needed my owner will give to anyone who follows my buddy TP who is clearly insane

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

my friend Path is an empathetic, generous and warm soul. he is also a fucking psychopath who set all the trolls on me today and I love him for it. ilysm 🥺❤️ if you enjoy clever, weird and snarky humour you need to follow him. if only because I need you to sass him for me.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

One @trickykat.bsky.social shitpost a day keeps the indomitable darkness at bay

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

my friend X is one of the smartest writers I know. his jokes are sharp but never cruel. he is the king of kind and cool. I love getting roasted by him. he could tell me to fuck off and I would enjoy it. if you don't already follow him, you are missing out on shitposting of the highest order.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

@trickykat.bsky.social can walk on Legos without breaking her stride or losing her poise

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

@trickykat.bsky.social has a pet rock that can fetch

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

@trickykat.bsky.social was banned from underground prize fighting because her aura caused her opponents to submit before a blow could be thrown

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

@trickykat.bsky.social was the inspiration for Roadhouse. They had to leave some of the story untold to make it more believable, though

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

@trickykat.bsky.social can play the harmonica part of “Piano Man” using a blade of grass as a whistle

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

🔪🌱🌬️🎹🧔‍♂️ it me!

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm sorry I called your outfit courageous

submitted 15 hours ago • 7 comments

bsky actually doesn't let you make a funny post without alt text so if yours went through I've got some bad news...

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

chat, I have just discovered that one of my most favourite people in the world has been doping me every night so that she can have her way with me. how do I get her back for this? answer: get her more followers to wreak extra chaos in her life. you know what to do guys, get her ass. ilysm, D❤️

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

my friend hermshu is loyal and a bloody genius at the dumbs. more importantly he knows that I am watching 👀 watching and waiting for all of you to follow him. so git.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

my friend greg is sharply witty and reskeets like a fiend but he is also a pain in the ass and cannot be trusted with photoshop. follow him if you are a risk taking joke loving insomniac (it me!)

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment