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beaveinflow.bsky.social
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179 days ago
Tell people who are cranky that they’re probably just dehydrated. Works every time.
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theclintpodcast.bsky.social
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178 days ago
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mazov.bsky.social
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179 days ago
I'm not dehydrated, I'm ascending to godhoof
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paintedsky.ca
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179 days ago
sounds cool but idk i like my feet too much
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mazov.bsky.social
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179 days ago
You may not like it, but this is what peak divinity looks like
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fragboner.bsky.social
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179 days ago
WOAHHHH WHAT IS THIS!!! Terrifying beast
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mazov.bsky.social
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179 days ago
The last thing el chupacabra sees before he gets what's coming
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fragboner.bsky.social
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179 days ago
🤠🫡 has a hell of a fight ahead
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fragboner.bsky.social
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179 days ago
HAHAHA DECOY GOAT
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write-or-die.bsky.social
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178 days ago
Steph Curry?
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jackszwergold.bsky.social
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178 days ago
That or they had a caffeinated beverage… Definitely… 🫖☕
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wildmonkeysects.bsky.social
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179 days ago
Don't ruin Ben Shapiro's not so wet dream.
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fragboner.bsky.social
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179 days ago
It so does I feel like a dry little ass after I hear it can’t even cry I’m so dry!!! Or when someone immediately hits you back with “ IS THIS WHAT WE ARE DOING TODAY?” like ong not now bestie I’m sorry
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spork-lobotomy.bsky.social
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178 days ago
I misread this and just punched them
Did not cheer them up
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yourhappyhost.com
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179 days ago
You're probably dehydrated.
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
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179 days ago
THANK YOU!
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yourhappyhost.com
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179 days ago
Cranky pants.
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smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
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178 days ago
Don't forget to moisturize
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turnkey1.bsky.social
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179 days ago
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ecoheretic.bsky.social
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178 days ago
There's also hungry, I suffer from this.
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oneyebogey.bsky.social
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179 days ago
No way, I drink Mnt dew nonstop.
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v.milcom.in
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179 days ago
I just tell them to reduce salt intake while eating a bag of chips.
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scojo.bsky.social
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178 days ago
I dated an ER nurse who grew up in a smaller town than I did, and that was her answer to everything.
Tuberculosis? Drink some water!
Glioblastoma? Rub some dirt on it! And drink some water.
A dark, suffocating sense of ennui and futility? You already know the answer.
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pat3363.bsky.social
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179 days ago
Maybe they have a reason to be cranky.
Maybe they're sick and tired of people telling them stupid shit.
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fruvous73.bsky.social
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177 days ago
This is brilliant. I need to try this. :)
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pollylitical.bsky.social
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179 days ago
And then double down. Seriously, drink more water. You’ll feel a lot better.
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forcemanure.bsky.social
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178 days ago
Have you tried yoga and eating better? Your gut biome probably needs shitty yogurt too.
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suryadeep.bsky.social
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178 days ago
😂 That’s exactly what I do!
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bets.bsky.social
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179 days ago
Usually my problem actually 😝💕
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jr0x88.bsky.social
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179 days ago
You know I'd wager 80% of the time it really is either food or water needed, ijs
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rfkdemocrat.bsky.social
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177 days ago
So THAT'S my problem. Wait.....where's my night cap?
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write-or-die.bsky.social
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178 days ago
Yeah, I love it when people tell me I'm a dessicated husk. It's the best.
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gunnysmurf.com
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179 days ago
Even if they aren't, at least they'll be in the potty more than irritating everyone around them.
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peebeauxsmom.bsky.social
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177 days ago
I'm going to stick with either "Are you on your period or just premenstrual?"
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generichumanperson.bsky.social
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177 days ago
Always have great results with "you're just a little tuckered out."
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stoobiedood.bsky.social
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178 days ago
Last week I learned that the French word for "grumpy" is "grincheux".
Was Dr. Seuss bilingual?
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wewereright.org
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178 days ago
Better yet, piss on their head
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stevecantsmell.bsky.social
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178 days ago
"Is it your moon cycle?"
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daemenoth.bsky.social
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178 days ago
@crankycartoons.bsky.social Get hydrated! Being made of snow isn't good enough! 😂
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crankycartoons.bsky.social
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178 days ago
I’m ice-cold hydration!🤘🥶
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asofel.bsky.social
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178 days ago
Works to…?
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Did not cheer them up
Tuberculosis? Drink some water!
Glioblastoma? Rub some dirt on it! And drink some water.
A dark, suffocating sense of ennui and futility? You already know the answer.
Maybe they're sick and tired of people telling them stupid shit.
Was Dr. Seuss bilingual?