[First date] Him: Let’s share dessert! Me: *starts crying* - ThreadSky

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ficklefilly.bsky.social • 17 days ago

[First date]

Him: Let’s share dessert!

Me: *starts crying*

Why? Because it's gross or because it's super romantic? Which side of the shared food issue are you on?

“Oh, so you’re not supportive of MeToo when it comes to dessert.” smdh

Me 👇

That's how you get stabbed with my fork.

😂

😂

Oh.
Hell.
No.

Immediate, unforgivable last date criteria. 🤷😂

Big red flag.

Oh no girl
It's okay if he only wants to pay for one, took a bite and gave you the rest otherwise,

ifuckedyr.mom•17 days ago

i giggled pretty hard at this

Yay! 😁

Me: dessert is not community property.

Quite right, Jim.

Giant red flag.

Absolutely.

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