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pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Just try to have fun out there. You and your neuroses.
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I'd rather be bursting with fruit flavor.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Ironically, them saying nothing tells you way more than them saying something.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I am incredibly committed to being the stupidest possible version of myself.

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

Welcome to the, “Nobody even cares anymore, let’s just get it over with,” portion of the end times.

submitted 4 hours ago • 8 comments

Phlebotomist: It's just a little prick. Me: Hey! I'm literally sitting right here. P: No, I mean you won't feel a thing. Me: AGAIN, STILL HERE. P: I mean, it'll be over quick. Me: That's it, I'm outta here.

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

If I ever meet any of you in person, I'm sorry.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Mmmmm....weekend bacon....

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

My selling point is that I'm a giant walking red flag.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments