pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Just try to have fun out there. You and your neuroses.
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I mean, did he or did he not freak out about Birnam Wood coming against him?
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Strong words from someone afraid of trees.
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Hurrah! Happy Birthday!
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DAAAANG. Looks fantastic!
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We'll hit the next rest stop off the interstate. Just hold it until then.
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Give the man some chapstick first. And then maybe, let him know his place is in the corner. No interference.
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Well, where?
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I shan't shudder at this. After all, it's cheese.
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I can taste this skeet.
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Several different ones in fact.
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Put electrical tape over it to black it out. That'll fix everything.
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More than I could really let on. Oh, wait, you mean the candy factory. Yes, that, too. 🙃😀
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Candy factory is closed they say they ran out. Sorry can't help you any further. This was a pro bono case, too.
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Inspector Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire, at your service.
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🧐I'll look into this further. Could mean trouble is brewing at the white van factory. Or the candy factory. Either way, I'll get to the bottom of this.
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Depends on how many reps you're doing.
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This is definitely a common problem. I, too, feel the need for cheesecake, and find myself devoid of it. 'Tis a predicament.
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But also any covers of this as well. music.youtube.com/watch?v=CdSv...
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This is something I would do. Only because I wear music out that hard as a hobby.
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I've got some peachy hiding spots for those.
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Well, at least you can stop at some fun shops on the way there.
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Don't let the bastards grind you down.
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Glad I could help.
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This speaks to me.
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Sounds nice.
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Every. Freakin'. Time.
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"Thanks, I found them here and decided I was good enough for them, today. But, yes, I also deserve your plaudits. "
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Wait, are you jumping from tree to tree? Very nimble.
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As my own boss, I've already put in a PTO request for Tuesday. Now I just have to wait and see if I'll approve it.
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In some scenarios, you have to.
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My giant red flag waves back at yours.
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A cautionary tale.
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Isn't that just a kiss with teeth?
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Way to commit!
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I mean, from one dogshit person to another, I feel ya.
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Only if you get the lyrics right, though.
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Wait, it isn't obvious? Maybe you need a neon sign or something.
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Those apple-bearing redwoods are rare! Keep it secret, keep it safe, kid.
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Harder to keep it fresh? Maybe they expect you to eat all the cereal, but not necessarily all the underwear?
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Now I need a spam sandwich.
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