Why not spice things up with a little infernal wisdom? Satan's Guide to the Bible is here to make storytime a bit more... 😈📖 hellishly fun! https://youtu.be/z8j3HvmgpYc
Why is this a good option? Why is the original a good option? Until you believe in good vs evil. Owning there is satan & God, you will be forever struggling in life as perversion will be your go to path of least resistance. There is no love in either of what you prescribe here. Think about it
We will see. I don’t care. if he did he needs to be punished. The differences Bill Clinton did not live in New York City and did not run in the same elite circles that Trump & Epstein did. Neither did all the other people, CEOs & dirt bags that were Epstein. Clinton, no. We will see
social construct that has created legitimization of transvestitism & beyond is pathetic.These poor people are unknowingly being allowed to be used as tools for a political cudgel.Shame on manipulative and power hungry people for using these people so shamelessly.None of them happy. High suicide rate
There are no gay dolphins. There are no gay elephants etc. Usually hedonism begins with over indulgent, lazy, sloth, ridden cultures. Romans at the end, for example. & if there are gay dolphins genetically, they are not allowed to reproduce and pass along their genetic code. Trust the science.
There is love for fellow human beings that are lost. There is prayer for fellow human beings that are lost. Most people that act in this manner were sexually abused as children. They really don’t understand what drives them to their level of perversion and sin. All are made in likeness of God.
The most sexual abuse of children is happening in churches at the hands of "holy" men.
The only perversion here is the pedophilia that is rife within your clergy.
To say the most sexual abuse is in the Catholic or Christian church I would say is a stretch. We only hear about the nightmares not the 99%.This photo is from a parade that was sanctioned by a city that is owned by Democrats.They have created this gumbo over decades.These people don’t go to church.
That is true. Is reason I’m not a Catholic anymore.We had father John.Watch out.It is the reason Catholicism faded for 50yr.To say there are no Judas’ or Popes w conviction is inaccurate.Celibacy not dictated by Christ. reaction to inheritance problems by married priests back in the day.Bad decision
Ooh! I could see the Church of Satan trying that in Oklahoma, right after they apply for government funding for their charter school they'll be creating....
Yeah I’m pretty sure the kids got possessed but at least they seem to have learned Latin. I just wish they’d stop crawling on the ceiling, it’s kinda distracting
Well, yeah, I guess I'd have to agree with you. Latin is a plus.
The ceiling crawling is annoying. I've had some luck slowing them down with those little sticky sheets they sell as a more horrific way of catching mice.
(Courtesy of Paul Hardy@PabloDurissimo (copied from X)
Kedves Zoltán! I just wanted to share this with you. I received this as a going-away gift from an Officer of the Hungarian Army in ‘93. (We were both assigned to an American-Hungarian Military Liaison Team)
KILROY WAS HERE 2025
KILROY WAS HERE - MAGA - We will oppose you relentlessly, everywhere, and at all times without pause. You will not succeed in taking our country.
So it’s either this or that , it can’t be science , history or geography, man I’m glad I wasn’t raised in this confused environment where teaching kids religion considered wrong and teaching them gender confusion is normal
No, just think they’re pointing out that MAGA would. They’re limited cultural experience can’t fathom anything but a kindly old grandmother as an acceptable presence in a traditional situation. Beware the other. Maybe some micro dosing would help?
The moral panic about drag storytime is hilarious from this side of the Atlantic. We have theatre productions around December/January known as pantomimes, in which the "dame" is played by the biggest bloke in the company in drag. This has been considered wholesome family fun for centuries.
Can you tell us how many kids you raped while you were in the school system because if this appeals to you you probably had some "special times" with your students.
What the Trump administration, remember that he can't do all this on his own, is doing could end with some church goers who want to remain in a church but not remain a Christian joining the Satanic Temple.
Which might be a huge improvement to be honest. At least they'd be encouraged to think. 🤔
Get the fuck outta my sight you filthy tankie.
You claim to hate fascists but you suck the dick of a fascist nation.
You claim to hate imperialism, but praise it when Russia does it.
I’m not a liberal. I’m an anarchist.
News flash: the bombing of Gaza didn’t stop with Trump’s election.
You’re only using it to dig at Biden because he stood against your precious Putin.
That explains why I see very little anti-Trump rhetoric in your bio.
The real thrust of the After School Satan Club is not to advocate for some "evil being" but to oppose the establishment of school-supported religious activities as an infringement on the separation of church and state. They expose the hypocrisy of religiosity that sometimes occurs. Quite brilliant.
The House Federal and State Affairs Committee held an impromptu hearing Tuesday on House Resolution 6016, which denounces the planned event as “a despicable, blasphemous and offensive sacrilege to not only Catholics but all people of goodwill.”
[L]egislators questioned why they were spending time and resources to give Satanic Grotto attention. Some supported the resolution as a way to stand up to the planned black mass and what some saw as anti-Catholic bigotry. Others voted against it to avoid treating one religion differently than others
Hey, Satan, when you're through reading to these kids, there's a number of REALLY FOUL magaguys & a bagamagahags, who all might appreciate a trip to your digs today.
~82 million of us, and every person in every democratic country on Earth know we'd SURE appreciate it.
"Now allow me to explain the darkness of the human soul..."
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"...so you've got dopamine, right? That's the chemical that gets released in your brain whenever you do anything pleasurable, like eating, sex, and that's just like nature right like rabbits and fish and shit, they need dopamine so.."
I agree on most points except one. Some conservatives can't lose what they have already lost, and many conservatives lose it on daily basis over anything that does not comply with their expectations. 🤣
This is true. Anything they don't understand makes them lose their shit. What gets me is it's not hard to investigate crap they say but they do 0 actual investigation and just rely mostly on what the TV tells them which is wild.
It is all very true, sad and disappointing. What I find even wilder is that this "confirmation bias" and "relying on TV" works in any country of the globe.
People see anti-utopia as something fantastical, yet we all live in one. I wish I live long enough to see/make this changed and revolutionized.
Yes, confirmation bias and relying on TV does work in any country, the people pulling the strings behind the media know that. I feel sad that they intentionally target *clearly* vulnerably minded people who are prone to manipulation and turn them into monsters with their rhetoric. I never thought
I'd witness a dystopian situation irl but honestly a writer could not even make the era that we're living in up :/ I hope you live long enough to see things get better too... I hope many of us do but more and more I'm starting to get a sinking feeling in my gut... I think many people are. I wish
Also, have you noticed every troll right wing account that has replied to me has been a fake account? They're cowards who hide behind a keyboard and spread lies and hate.
Literally no furry that I know uses a litterbox and actually that argument started happening around the time the trans bathroom argument started btw. Pure transphobia bs. It went with their narrative and they even said on live TV "if people can claim to be female when they're male then pretty soon
Most people who are furries are not into beastiality at all. About the same percentage of furries are zoophiles as every day people which is an extremely small amount (0.05%)
In reality furries are just artists and people in the tech industry for the most part who create their own characters and
personas. A 2008 study has been used (that was flawed and only sampled 5,000 specific individuals out of MILLIONS of furries that exist), to say that furries are zoophiles. This is not the truth and is about as bullshit as the media spewing the same bs about drag queens and the LGBTQAI+ community.
Most hatred for furries comes from misunderstanding, ignorance, and sheer stupidity + homophobia and transphobia. I do not endorse zoophilia / beastiality in the slightest and most people who I know who are furries also don't endorse it and those people typically get pushed out of our community
who do that stuff. We have raised millions of dollars at conventions to help save animals in fact. look up the charity works that furries have done. Saving a library, helping animals, so yeah. Don't believe everything you see on TV.
Also, a furry event that we provided services too for harm reduction and consent education, they raised over 11,000 dollars. The furry community is the most welcoming community I have ever encountered.
It is the reading, as much as the drag, that makes conservatives upset about Drag Story Hour.
If children are read to, they might learn to think, and that is a threat that can not be tolerated.
You're the one talking about exposing kids to stuff and pedophilia. Every accusation by people like you is a personal confession of your own sick urges.
I love it! Lol!! Ide be down the library everyday if people were coming in in outfits like this :D. Should do different themed days, would be awesome!! Drag one day Baphomet the next etc. :D
Drag Queen Story Hour wasn't even a thing until some extreme far right mother got offended by it and made it a viral 'attack on children'....which it never was.
If it’s gonna be furries in there, it’s gotta be well-renowned and good-natured people like someone with the same heart as Kekeflipnote or Telephone. (Obviously Telephone doesn’t speak in sona so that wouldn’t work, but still)
"All right, kids, roll four dice and throw out the low number, then write down the total. Do that until you've got seven numbers, then throw out the low one from there..."
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The only perversion here is the pedophilia that is rife within your clergy.
The ceiling crawling is annoying. I've had some luck slowing them down with those little sticky sheets they sell as a more horrific way of catching mice.
(Courtesy of Paul Hardy@PabloDurissimo (copied from X)
Kedves Zoltán! I just wanted to share this with you. I received this as a going-away gift from an Officer of the Hungarian Army in ‘93. (We were both assigned to an American-Hungarian Military Liaison Team)
Perfect
Plus, they'd bring drag queen story time videos just to spite the man.
Baphomet supports the rainbow and believes kids need protecting.
As an advocate and practitioner of community self-defense training, I’ve yet to hear queer people say story time is/was all that important to them.
But it’s used by politicians to fund raise.
Your tinfoil hat is on too tight.
KILROY WAS HERE - MAGA - We will oppose you relentlessly, everywhere, and at all times without pause. You will not succeed in taking our country.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_Satan
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Wish those queers coulda been out when I was a kid.
If you see what I did there.
Which might be a huge improvement to be honest. At least they'd be encouraged to think. 🤔
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Sure he's not a gop rep?
You claim to hate fascists but you suck the dick of a fascist nation.
You claim to hate imperialism, but praise it when Russia does it.
News flash: the bombing of Gaza didn’t stop with Trump’s election.
You’re only using it to dig at Biden because he stood against your precious Putin.
That explains why I see very little anti-Trump rhetoric in your bio.
The House Federal and State Affairs Committee held an impromptu hearing Tuesday on House Resolution 6016, which denounces the planned event as “a despicable, blasphemous and offensive sacrilege to not only Catholics but all people of goodwill.”
I thought that was Trump attempting to feign usefulness.
~82 million of us, and every person in every democratic country on Earth know we'd SURE appreciate it.
Thanks!
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"...so you've got dopamine, right? That's the chemical that gets released in your brain whenever you do anything pleasurable, like eating, sex, and that's just like nature right like rabbits and fish and shit, they need dopamine so.."
https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/after-school-satan?srsltid=AfmBOooMLLzCouyAq-nJuC_uyifHvLvCeH1PMcqGY-BJmK2nZ0DpzrN3
People see anti-utopia as something fantastical, yet we all live in one. I wish I live long enough to see/make this changed and revolutionized.
In reality furries are just artists and people in the tech industry for the most part who create their own characters and
If children are read to, they might learn to think, and that is a threat that can not be tolerated.
Don't get them started...
(glances down comments)
Damm. Too late
Here's a link in case anyone is interested or might think these tenants are made up.
https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets?srsltid=AfmBOoo1EvmNuYufMSTdeRbLSGYocyv6o8cXhLTPgNblnlY4wDI1lAhg
Two VERY different organizations.
https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/about-us
#afterschool
#thesatanictemple
This week story time will be read by important figures from the Bible.
Parent: Finally 🥰 No more woke ideology!
I don't support men in spiked fetish wear on parade floats.
I do believe in gay rights.
DQs used to be adult entertainment, how did they end with children as an industry?
Same for leather heads, why is fetish on parade?
Neither are kid appropriate.
"The Drag Queen Story Hour" It went int'l.
That's a message. About the storytellers, not their audience.
They are the statement kids haven't yet asked.