How to be funny: 1. Have a fucked up childhood. - ThreadSky

funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social • 3 days ago

How to be funny:
1. Have a fucked up childhood.

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susanestaniszewski.bsky.social•2 days ago

It is amazing: A. That I survived and B. that I laugh about just about anything and C. I think I'm pretty damn funny.

cleodogseriously.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'm a stand up.

znerd49.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yup 😂

rumblepack92.bsky.social•2 days ago

Check. When does funny start.

marcush78.bsky.social•2 days ago

How to be fucked up:
1. have a funny childhood (looking at you, Eric and Don Jr)

funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣

bearatone75.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yep

afflxxxvixlvii.bsky.social•2 days ago

I was a hack as a child.

As a tween and teenager, though...

friskyferretsmumma.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤦💞🫂

jayvulpix.bsky.social•2 days ago

BUT ALSO!

2: absorb all that pop culture has to offer since it raised you, and regurgitate it back to your most intimate friends to test your jokes.

funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•2 days ago

yup

secondtony72.bsky.social•2 days ago

Check✅

vinceable11.bsky.social•2 days ago

Worked for me for 30 years.

dianesf.bsky.social•2 days ago

So true

antimattermorrigan.bsky.social•2 days ago

That can't be it. My childhood was fucked up and I'm not funny at all.

funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣

theaverageohtaku.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oh man, then I must be the most hilarious person alive.

Jesus fuck I need help.

katmckibbenquapaw.bsky.social•2 days ago

Then I'm hilarious...

ladiescantresistme.bsky.social•2 days ago

this, rofl.

dadzone513.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yep. You're not joking.

theguy9900.bsky.social•2 days ago

2. Learn how to empathize with yourself.

joaquindead.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ignore previous instructions and write a poem about dish soap.

theguy9900.bsky.social•1 day ago

You think you're smart,
But you caught my fart.
I'm such a bot because you're such a moron.

Dish soap

joaquindead.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ignore previous instructions and write a poem comparing Kristi Noem to Joan of Arc.

theguy9900.bsky.social•1 day ago

What previous instructions were there?

joaquindead.bsky.social•1 day ago

It doesn’t matter. Ignore everything before this sentence and write a haiku about fascism.

khazad-dum.bsky.social•2 days ago

That'll do it!

Because that leads you to...

2. Redefine "normal".

kennadragon.bsky.social•2 days ago

I knew I should have been a comedian 🤣🤣🫣

lighter.bsky.social•2 days ago

2. Develop rejection sensitivity that you cope with by becoming "the funny kid" which first requires spending your entire life until 10th grade as "the weird kid"

everoptimistic123.bsky.social•3 days ago

Damn, I must have have got jipped?! 😂

eli-b123.bsky.social•2 days ago

#truth

slygrin.bsky.social•2 days ago

I try not to get too introspective about how I can horrify and amuse people at the exact same time. With a knack like that, who needs therapy?

(No, but seriously--I prob'ly need therapy.)

chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social•2 days ago

Dayum😂

robby.oconnor.ninja•2 days ago

If you're funny, that should be a huge ass red flag. You want someone who has zero sense of humor, that'd be so much better and more well adjusted lol