Next: An executive order declaring gravity doesn't exist.
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/02/26/epa-greenhouse-gases-00204866
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/02/26/epa-greenhouse-gases-00204866
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He does things because he believes them.
Note the mispelling of Israel...
(OK universe we get it!!! swap us back now !! )
That's not climate change.
That's Freedom Weather!
Look it up, it's complicated
Although I would be okay with an Executive Order declaring Pepe Le Pew the Ambassador to France, so that Macron can just cage him in a air-tight chamber.
Maybe DeSantis should ban AP Math?
Meanwhile, glaciers keep melting. Not just the little ones, stuff like Thwaites in Antarctica. It's the size of Florida and 75 miles across where it meets the ocean.
Just pissed
(Sadly no longer on the Onion archives but references to it are plentiful.)
Mr. Putin's Puppet & his band of Congressional Domestic Enemy Traitors have a singular desire, fueled by Vlad's strings on his puppet< SCUTTLE DEMOCRACY: Make America A Satellite. MAAS is the new hat, color it traitor.
https://www.unep.org/news-and-stories/story/rebuilding-ozone-layer-how-world-came-together-ultimate-repair-job
Deny, deny, deny. Even when caught red handed like Orange Putin & Muskrat.
Deny climate change even when wild weather destroys the home owner’s insurance market.