He dry-humps the flag like a confused poodle at a balloon animal convention, because for Trump, patriotism is a costume, and sacrifice is for chumps. 👇 open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom... - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

jojofromjerz.bsky.social • 9 days ago

He dry-humps the flag like a confused poodle at a balloon animal convention, because for Trump, patriotism is a costume, and sacrifice is for chumps.
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https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/trophy-wives-and-al-capone?r=u0k3a&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

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finknottles-newt.bsky.social•9 days ago

It's obvious why Trump hates the military. Subconsciously, heelspurs Donny has a twinge of guilt about dodging the draft. So disrespecting the armed forces is a way for him to justify dodging the draft. When he gets up to speak at West Point, he knows he is a fraud and would rather be anywhere else.

exsandman.bsky.social•9 days ago

please don’t disparage poodles, they are one of the most intelligent canine breeds.

hshshshl.bsky.social•9 days ago

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hshshshl.bsky.social•9 days ago

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iamthatiam69.bsky.social•9 days ago

It’s because his only concept of how to “love” something is to hump its leg and grab it by the pussy. Because he’s a narcissistic sociopath.

datfreakyderp.bsky.social•9 days ago

Patriotism as a costume has been a thing long before Trump dipped his toes into the political sphere. The NFL has displays of faux-patriotism at almost every game they have. With the military putting a football field flag across the field, which is a flag code violation.

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datfreakyderp.bsky.social•9 days ago

The military personal holding it should know this. Flag code: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/8

webpuppy45.bsky.social•9 days ago

What no Hannibal Lecter?

jc99whit.bsky.social•9 days ago

No offense to poodles…

heymrwilson1.bsky.social•9 days ago

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islandkaren.bsky.social•9 days ago

You nailed it- that’s why his appointees are all cos-players.

deborahfrank.bsky.social•9 days ago

He’s auditioning for apprentice, the comeback.

bookishdemocrat.bsky.social•9 days ago

This is some of your best work. Well done!

jcm444.bsky.social•9 days ago

How the fuck did we get to all this total insanity? We ignored all the signs... got too comfortable. They counted on all our dismissiveness. He must be destroyed.

stillquestions.bsky.social•9 days ago

Patriotism is also for the rich who opt out of the service

oldmetaltech.bsky.social•9 days ago

If he wants to get ratings, and I mean the YUGE ratings, he can resign. He’ll be a hero 👏

statman821.bsky.social•9 days ago

At least he didn’t talk about Arnold Palmer’s dick

pshoot.bsky.social•9 days ago

How the world views Trumpty Dumpty

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poodlerntracy.bsky.social•9 days ago

I don’t disagree but Kez wants to set the record straight. He is never confused, nor does he dry hump!

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jsargis.bsky.social•9 days ago

Perfection 🙌🙌 and the song of the day 🏆

tinkerbell-24.bsky.social•9 days ago

Trump should remember that Al Capone “Scarface” was jailed on Alcatraz for tax evasion from 1934-39. Trump wants to reopen “The Rock” and it would be fitting for him to go to prison there, too. I’ll sit along the Marina Green and laugh.

reaieharvie.bsky.social•9 days ago

"The late great Al Capone."

icuk.bsky.social•9 days ago

The most disgusting person to ever hold office. Pope Leo is correct. This is a test and we are failing. He and the Republicans stand for nothing in the Bible

vikwr.bsky.social•9 days ago

More like a Pomeranian.

charliecordero44.bsky.social•9 days ago

mikestikibar.bsky.social•9 days ago

Awesome piece, Jo. You're a treasure.

dan6065.bsky.social•9 days ago

A stupid, unstable motherfucker

blackbelt010.bsky.social•9 days ago

Al was a better man than traitor Don.

davidicouldbewrong.bsky.social•9 days ago

Trump doesn’t understand that Memorial Day is about those that have served. https://cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/05/it-is-another-memorial-day-weekend-to.html?m=1

morgn18.bsky.social•9 days ago

It’s to honor those who have died in service. Veterans Day is for those who have served.

davidicouldbewrong.bsky.social•9 days ago

All veterans graves are decorated whether they died while serving or died after service. Hope you read the blog.

morgn18.bsky.social•9 days ago

That’s correct but I was simply pointing out that this is not the day to celebrate veterans as they have their own day in November. Today is to celebrate those who gave their lives.

prevaricated.bsky.social•9 days ago

Exactly

heishalley.bsky.social•9 days ago

Such a genius

grammyblue1.bsky.social•9 days ago

Best description ever!

northsidemick.bsky.social•9 days ago

He's lost his mind,
all sanity has flown,
rants of trophy wives,
and Al Capone

spanymom.bsky.social•9 days ago

Please do not insult poodles!

phoenixg75.bsky.social•9 days ago

Felon-rapist-traitor-president is OK with sacrificing other people. Patriotic self-sacrifice is so far outside his abilities that he may as well be on Mars.

tonyinmarin.bsky.social•9 days ago

“… wearing a MAGA cap at West Point is like showing up to a funeral in a “Hooters” tank top. It wasn’t just disrespectful—it was a middle finger to every soldier who ever bled for this country. But Trump didn’t care. He’s never cared. He sees the military as a prop…”
-from Jo’s current substack

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tonyinmarin.bsky.social•9 days ago

Here’s a better pic of a better President and another leader.

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hunglikeahorsefly.bsky.social•9 days ago

@jomommafromtwitter.bsky.social ... this is awesome!!!

jomommafromtwitter.bsky.social•9 days ago

She's one of my favorites.

She was one of the first people I followed back on Twatter.

Love her spunk. 💙👏

hunglikeahorsefly.bsky.social•9 days ago

I love she's not afraid to say ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???

jomommafromtwitter.bsky.social•9 days ago

She says what most are thinking.

hunglikeahorsefly.bsky.social•9 days ago

Exactly... thats the same with the comedian @titusnation.bsky.social too!!

snowpeak-mtnzone.bsky.social•9 days ago

❤️

tonyinmarin.bsky.social•9 days ago

First flag ever to request that if immediately be burned.

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marylougeorge2.bsky.social•9 days ago

My eyes!!!

chrisinsocal.bsky.social•9 days ago

Could this get any more grossly disgusting??!! 🤢

pinksparkleypeep.bsky.social•9 days ago

And still some people think this is okay😔

59jam.bsky.social•9 days ago

🤪😜🤡

marylougeorge2.bsky.social•9 days ago

This essay is great. I loved it. I was kinda disappointed that the video you chose to end it with was so steeped in testosterone. The only American women seen in that video are those serving food…oh and one pretty face. Seriously. Where are the American women?

the-original-ray.bsky.social•9 days ago

Donald is just a rodeo clown for the Federalist Society so they can ram through their fascist takeover while everyone is distracted by the stupid clown,

eheart.bsky.social•9 days ago

Absolutely the truth. I realized this as soon as Garland waited over two years to choose Jack Smith as his patsy.

nobodyisperfect.bsky.social•9 days ago

I have not seen or heard the 🍊💩's message, and there's no reason to. He cannot inspire a nation because he has no true feelings for it. He is empty and callous. He cares for nothing but forced sex, money, and power. He is unworthy of any respect or accolades.

radiobill.bsky.social•9 days ago

capsfan1.bsky.social•9 days ago

@jojofromjerz.bsky.social for NJ Governor!!

atc-mark0.bsky.social•9 days ago

Well said

klreuther.bsky.social•9 days ago

Thank you for this! It was a very good read. I'm off to pour a glass of wine and say a toast to the US and the future.

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rowan-can.bsky.social•9 days ago

This description made me laugh. Dry humps! Like a confused poodle LOLOL.
The situation is dire. I get that.
I do appreciate being able to laugh while navigating the shadows of reality. Thank you.

lookingforwisdom.bsky.social•9 days ago

Yup. We'll never forget how he grabs that flag like big pussy he is.

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migitsrus.bsky.social•9 days ago

He’s the joke that’s laughed about around the world.

makaleka.bsky.social•9 days ago

his humping MY flag makes me want to vomit.........I can't stand the sight of it anywhere near him

hunglikeahorsefly.bsky.social•9 days ago

THE MOST UNAMERICAN P.O.S.!!!

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aquavirago.bsky.social•9 days ago

It's no longer how the fuck can they not see he's senile. They see it. There is no way they can't see it. The question now is, why are they refusing to acknowledge it.

bob1005.bsky.social•9 days ago

What the serious fuck

snowpeak-mtnzone.bsky.social•9 days ago

Thanks for sharing article.

tooblue.bsky.social•9 days ago

GOP has taken over the US flag symbol.
Tragic, disrespectful and they have robbed us of something that we love.

Americans, take it back by totally DILUTING their marketing strategy.

EVERY Democrat or independent flies a flag at homes, and businesses or wears one.
Pick a start date 6/14/2025?