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Hey, it’s me… JoJoFromJerz! (My real name is Jo Carducci btw). I’m a mom, a podcaster, a writer, a lover of politics and puns and a true Jersey girl through and through. Check out my Substack (my baby) on my Linktree https://linktr.ee/jojofromjerz https://
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How many Americans will die preventable deaths as a result of this lunacy?

The business fraud felon who got caught running a scam university is big mad that a legitimate one won’t bend the knee.

Yesterday was tough. Today, I’m back in the fight. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Dear mainstream media, If you’re out there saying: ‘I’m not gonna report on the latest batshit insanity utterly unpresidential unhinged lunacy the current occupant of the White House posted/said/spewed/muttered or mumbled because “Trump is just being Trump”…

When Rand fucking Paul is the “reasonable” voice in the room, you know you’ve got a problem.

He dry-humps the flag like a confused poodle at a balloon animal convention, because for Trump, patriotism is a costume, and sacrifice is for chumps. 👇 open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Ruby as a butterfly…

Malinowski: A couple of years ago, Vance gave a speech.. The title was universities are the enemy. He said explicitly, we cannot achieve anything in this country as a conservative movement unless we aggressively go after the universities. That's what they're doing right now

If I were Beyoncé, the Boss and Bono I would host the biggest free concert in the history of fucking time on the same day as Trump’s teeny peen birthday parade.

Tapper isn’t just a joke—he’s the kind of punchline that makes people leave the group chat, delete the app, and schedule a therapy session just to scrub the memory of him from their psyche. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Marco Rubio sold whatever soul he may have ever had, in the service of Donald Trump.

Tapper isn’t just a joke—he’s the kind of punchline that makes people leave the group chat, delete the app, and schedule a therapy session just to scrub the memory of him from their psyche. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Trump wont say who will be attending his meme-coin all-access VIP dinner because it’s on his “personal time.” He’s the “President”. He doesn’t punch a time card and magically stop having that job. If he’s meeting with Kim Jong Un or Kanye f’ng West, the American people have a right to know.

So, according to Jake Tapper, Joe Biden was so infirm, so cognitively vacant, so frail and feeble, so incompetent that he was utterly unfit to serve & yet, at the very same time, he was able to hide all of that from the press, including the likes of Jake fucking Tapper? Are you fucking kidding me?

The sitting president of the United States of America is basing our nation’s foreign policy on the unfounded conspiracy theories of known white supremacists. But sure, let’s talk about Biden.

I am EXTREMELY excited to announce the launch of my all-new podcast! “Sane(ish)”. Because “sanity” is in scarce supply these days. Look for Sane(ish) on Tuesdays & Thursdays, wherever you get your pods! The one and only Harry Dunn joins me for the first episode!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

The sitting president of the United States of America is basing our nation’s foreign policy on the unfounded conspiracy theories of known white supremacists. But sure, let’s talk about Biden.

Rest in Peace, Rep. Connolly.

So, according to Jake Tapper, Joe Biden was so infirm, so cognitively vacant, so frail and feeble, so incompetent that he was utterly unfit to serve & yet, at the very same time, he was able to hide all of that from the press, including the likes of Jake fucking Tapper? Are you fucking kidding me?

Strongest in broken places… open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Ashli Babbitt is not a martyr.

She attacked our Capitol and was shot in the process. She was trying to get to our lawmakers. She was warned. She did not comply. And that is why she was shot. And the madman she did it for, is giving her family $5 million. But we can’t fund kids cancer research.

"Some National Weather Service offices, including Jackson, no longer have overnight staff from midnight to 7AM. All three Kentucky offices - Jackson, Paducah and Louisville - are short-staffed. There is no meteorologist in charge at any of the three offices..." www.kentucky.com/news/state/k...

It took 24 hours for Donald Trump to turn Joe Biden’s cancer diagnosis into an attack on the man and an opportunity to brag about himself.

Strongest in broken places… open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Oh my fucking God.

I can’t stop crying. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Oh my God. Joe Biden has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer. My heart is shattered. I am gutted.

Why would Walmart have to “eat” the tariffs? Didn’t he say the other countries pay the tariffs?

It’s like we’re living in a country governed by the world’s angriest Facebook comments section, except the mods are armed, the rules are written in bronzer, and the admin keeps pausing to critique pop stars from his tanning bed. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Why didn’t “86” mean assassinate when Maga wrote it about Joe Biden?

Holy shit you guys! This ad for CO Congressional Candidate Eileen Laubachern is so f’ng good!

Dogs. ❤️

If you want to see what happens when someone sells off their last fucking shred of dignity for a lifetime VIP pass to the Trump Grift-a-Palooza, look no further than Pam Bondi—a woman who makes Rudy Giuliani look like a Trappist monk after a vow of silence. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

I wonder if Jake Tapper will pause talking about his book long enough to cover the fact that the current occupant of the White House is out of his fucking mind.

Why the fuck does the orange idiot keep saying “groceries” is an old fashioned word?

If Walmart, with their buying power, is saying they have to raise prices, that means that EVERYONE will be raising prices. Hey MAGA, is this what “winning” looks like?

All the “price of eggs” voters are in my replies right now saying we “shouldn’t focus on rising prices.” You can’t make this shit up folks.

You guys have to check out USAFacts. The Turd Reich’s attack on the truth is relentless so pushing back with VERIFIABLE FACTS is more important than ever. It’s a non-partisan, non-profit resource for ACTUAL f’ng data. I’ve been using to research for much of my content. 👇 usafacts.org/signup/

Some thoughts on my daughter’s birthday. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

So, they will let Mexican cartel leader families come here, while they send the father of an autistic child to a foreign gulag. And this is to keep us “safe.” Do I have that about right?

If you’re more interested in making money on what you say happened in the last presidential election than you are in reporting on the blatant presidential corruption that’s been happening SINCE the election, you are not a journalist. You are an asshole. And you’re complicit.

So as Trump prepares to ride off into the sunset on his Qatari magic carpet (now with turbulence and tax write-offs!), remember: Hillary Clinton couldn’t keep a necklace. Donald Trump gets a $400 million bribe with extra legroom and a built-in tanning bed. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

If Joe Biden had accepted a $400 million dollar ANYTHING from the funders of Hamas, Republicans would have lost their goddamn fucking minds.

These two are my why. They are my everything. They are my world. Happy Mother’s Day to all the other mommas out there! 🌷

Autocrats do not build sanctuaries for their followers. They build prisons for the useful, and graves for the rest. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...