Hey, uh, just your regular reminder that if the people you follow make this website worse for you, you can just like... unfollow them & then go eat a pear.
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Yeah. I mean, I largely discontinued my mainstream presence on Twitter and am only just starting BlueSky but startin' to think that no matter where you are, farts stink.
They're bastard creatures and I love them dearly! Mary Sue named because she has never known hardship and is instantly good at everything, and Jolean because he's a good boy
You could make a 2nd account that you follow everybody you hate and never follow them on your main so they never figure out that you did this until one day you slip and post a screenshot from the site revealing the icon of the 2nd account and the person you're trolling sees it & puts 1+1=2 together.
To be clear, this happened _to_ me. 😅 Group of women were talking behind my back thru this lady who hated me for some reason. She blew her cover one day cuz I was following her, she wasn't following me and posted a screenshot with the pfp in the reply textbox section of a troll that WAS following.
yeah the problem with the other sites (excepting bsky and mastodon) is that they decide what you see
and even before twitter started stuffing your TL with unwanted doomers and chuds they would do shit like put FoF quotes in your TL irregardless of claims about likes/quotes not being endorsements
I do love pears. There are so many varieties & when they hit that perfect softness? Oh heavenly.
I even made a pear bread recipe & it’s a bit hard to execute but it’s so fucking worth it; you use Brie & brandy to finish it
There are a few very prolific elders that I followed for way too long because I had convinced myself the feeds would be empty/boring without them…turns out I was wrong!
There's this main character shit where people assume posts on someone else's TL must be directly personally targeted at them even when there's nothing to suggest that.
Especially when it comes to the bs about 'doomerism'. As if there's no difference between responding to happy posts to say it's all shit and saying on your own TL that it's all shit.
I was astounded at her tbh. I was literally outing an account offering, publicly, female genital mutilation, and she was like urgh how distasteful, just block and move on
YOU MOVE ON BITCH, I'm going to fight with the barbaric cunt
This is such a true statement. I think that even people who hate fruit (it's hard to believe that there are some, but there are), would acknowledge that truth.
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and even before twitter started stuffing your TL with unwanted doomers and chuds they would do shit like put FoF quotes in your TL irregardless of claims about likes/quotes not being endorsements
I even made a pear bread recipe & it’s a bit hard to execute but it’s so fucking worth it; you use Brie & brandy to finish it
~30 seconds later~
Hey what the fu
*Note: we LOVE pears
She doesn't even follow me
YOU MOVE ON BITCH, I'm going to fight with the barbaric cunt
I'm getting excluded, canceled or worse here!