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Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvejbpumalu2iw3zbg2zujuv/feed/aaamr2ds5fh46 Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com #OriginalMusic pick 'posts by user'

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If you wear a mobster’s tracksuit so people think you are in the mafia, that's stolen velour.

submitted 6 hours ago • 8 comments

ATTENTION: In ten seconds, the Bluesky simulation will complete and you will be returned to Myspace VR.

submitted 4 hours ago • 53 comments

Straight Outa Comptroller

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

“Ant-Man isn’t really taking off.” “What if we put him in the army? G.I.Ant Man?”

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

This is who runs this account

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

There is a print hanging in the bathroom captioned "Van Gogh - Drawbridge at Arles" and every time I see it (hundreds of times by now) I think the same thing: no, Van Gogh PAINT bridge at Arles

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments

Current status: scat singing the Westminster clock chime

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I have a joke about Peter Pan, but it Neverlands

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Happy Father's Day! youtu.be/zHon8E0H9B8?...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Golf playing Dads are wildly overrepresented in the media* (*Funnies and greeting cards)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

shout out to all the alien dads who are stuck on earth, far away from their kids. happy father's day, or whatever they call you guys back home

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

My birthday is in October. I think the neighborhood pets in costume parade is for me.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

"No, no, we're not a king, we’re not a king at all.". Yes, that's a quote. If I thought he had the slightest inkling of grammar, I'd find it funny.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

[insufferable pedant voice] “Actually this is NOT what democracy looks like, in a functional democracy representation would make street protests unnecessary”

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The ghosts in Pacman are children who were murdered in video arcades.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Have a chitty birthday! (Guess I’m a chitposter)

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Michigan City, Indiana - estimated several thousand people. Also while searching Facebook for best public photos, found multiple versions of this absolutely unhinged madness

If you wear a mobster’s tracksuit so people think you are in the mafia, that's stolen velour.

ATTENTION: In ten seconds, the Bluesky simulation will complete and you will be returned to Myspace VR.

Straight Outa Comptroller

“Ant-Man isn’t really taking off.” “What if we put him in the army? G.I.Ant Man?”

This is who runs this account

There is a print hanging in the bathroom captioned "Van Gogh - Drawbridge at Arles" and every time I see it (hundreds of times by now) I think the same thing: no, Van Gogh PAINT bridge at Arles

Current status: scat singing the Westminster clock chime

I have a joke about Peter Pan, but it Neverlands

Happy Father's Day! youtu.be/zHon8E0H9B8?...

Golf playing Dads are wildly overrepresented in the media* (*Funnies and greeting cards)

shout out to all the alien dads who are stuck on earth, far away from their kids. happy father's day, or whatever they call you guys back home

My birthday is in October. I think the neighborhood pets in costume parade is for me.

"No, no, we're not a king, we’re not a king at all.". Yes, that's a quote. If I thought he had the slightest inkling of grammar, I'd find it funny.

[insufferable pedant voice] “Actually this is NOT what democracy looks like, in a functional democracy representation would make street protests unnecessary”

The ghosts in Pacman are children who were murdered in video arcades.

Have a chitty birthday! (Guess I’m a chitposter)

Michigan City, Indiana - estimated several thousand people. Also while searching Facebook for best public photos, found multiple versions of this absolutely unhinged madness

Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe

What might have been for #starwars #returnofthejedi 🤯🤯🤯