captainambivalent.com
Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
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Generating force fields with his mind
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Things went ON inside that doghouse, let me tell you
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who also smashes Michael Jackson records and is extremely flatulent
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Motel 6: We’ll leave the seat up for ya
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and your middle name
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better not call trainees "my little children of the night" then too
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no sun no garlic she's not gonna invite you in
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Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Oh wait I messed that up
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Should be “THESE Ends Tonight” tho
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With animated seals
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If you see a clock in there could you smash it? - Peter
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We have nothing to lose but our quote chains
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So sick of zombie disinformation running rampant on this platform
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CopRALights
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Cheeto tariffs are brutal
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That *was* gonna be my new band name
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I take it back: “This is what assembly looks like!”
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Harder to chant tho 🫤
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That man will have no shortage of fathers day cards
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I thought it was to prove you’re not a robot
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Boop!
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It’s really just a hint of context
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Bye bye Baron Bomburst!
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The Haunted Fabric Ledger Murders
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No it’s exactly the same kind of
racist stuff they were sharing to scare each other about BLM and “Antifa” in 2020
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The world is inside out
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Doh!
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teenage me is crying out in anguish
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After Dark chips