I don't think Jesus would do that. He healed the thumb of the centurian when the romans came for him.i'm not sure what he'd do, maybe some form of shunning.
I love this as political satire but if you noticed he let you all crucify him instead of fighting back. he wouldn't do that but he would think it though. the executive Dictator want to be "billionaires" don't want you to see t his video so here it is pass it along if you are a child of God.🦅🦁🧲
Actually, no. It was money changers (like those kiosks at airports), not money lenders. The whole "money lenders" thing only got mixed up with that Bible story because of medieval anti-Jewish propaganda. (And it's not even clear exactly what Jesus' beef with the money changers was.)
1 Samuel 8:6-17 God did not set up kings. 1 Samuel 8:18, he said, "When the day comes, you will cry out for relief from the king you have chosen, & the Lord will not answer you in that day." Well, alright, he changed his mind and is helping us out.
Unfortunately He would say, “Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.” I don’t anyone as good as Jesus and will have a hard time forgiving any of them.
I laughed but that's fucked up. I feel like in this fairy tale he'd touch the temple of the mentally ill one and heal the malignant narcissism and murderous cruelty. A man emerges and works to make sure everyone has what they need to survive & thrive. Then we all live happily ever after. ✨️
Whatever it is that you are smoking or drinking, share. There is no curing almost 80yrs of trauma and hate and self-serving abuses by Trump and his family (including his dad!)
Nah, dad would take care of it for JC, because he's the vengeful god. He's send plagues and transformation into salt pillars and destruction of entire cities to do the job. Jesus is much too sweet and caring.
John Wick would unload a magazine, Conan would decapitate, John Mclain would launch him off a building, Aragon would do it for Frodo, but I am sure that Jesus would climb up on the cross, even for the false idol.
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#ThisisNotNormal
Thank you. 👊🏻
A world wide laughing stock.
praise Jesus, until the last bubble.
https://www.newsweek.com/tesla-stock-elon-musk-trump-tariffs-2030466
Feb 17, 2025
Tomorrow
12pm
@ your State Capitol/city hall/ town hall
I don't see the funny in it, personally.
Pedo-Shitler: You're a dirty Jew, and an illegal, and you're the 4th Reich can not abide! Heil me!
You need to go into Guantanamo you dirty hippie."
...Woman praising the lord while worshiping with her arms in the air...
Managed to block loads of Botty Magats.
Cheers ❤️
After all, isn’t he a god?
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THAT, for Trump, will be by fire -- and you all know WHERE. 👹
However, a Luigi would do!
Praise the Lord...
He said he’s never done anything wrong, and has nothing to confess.
🤔who would resuscitate him, Satan?
"Dad! The weird orange man is bothering me! He smells like adultery!"
What's one more?
Revelation
/ˈsāˌdizəm/
noun
1. the tendency to derive pleasure, from inflicting pain, suffering, or humiliation on others:
or Raffle... start a raffle