Think of how the course of history would have changed - ThreadSky

brendelbored.bsky.social • 22 hours ago

Think of how the course of history would have changed

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dying-robot.bsky.social•22 hours ago

was this before or after Parks and Rec?

bagfumbler.bsky.social•22 hours ago

We'd lose one of our most iconic photos

squeaktoad.bsky.social•21 hours ago

in that timeline, we'd have no celebrity lookalike to compare Los Angeles Lakers GM Rob Pelinka to

beatopuente.bsky.social•22 hours ago

At least one troubling sex-tape would disappear and I dunno, Emilio Estevez has a few more acts in his career?

theknuttel.bsky.social•22 hours ago

“By a third party present that was neither bigfoot or I”

dvgeebees.bsky.social•22 hours ago

brendelbored.bsky.social•22 hours ago

If Bigfoot had murdered Rob Lowe I think one of the big changes in history would be Matthew Broderick being in Parks and Rec instead of him.

kassassassin.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I was going to say that Bigfoot would have taken his place and been married to Sheryl Berkoff and played Chris Traeger but I guess your way works too

brendelbored.bsky.social•22 hours ago

One thing Bigfoot is probably upset by is you calling him a Bigfoot instead of his preferred nomenclature of “wood ape”

rager.tech•22 hours ago

Actually there are different schools of thought within the wood ape community the gen z wood apes have embraced Big Foot as they think it’s funny because they do have big feet.

largesseadultson.bsky.social•21 hours ago

“You people are so fucking weird about feet my god”

newsdude0.bsky.social•22 hours ago

And skunkape? Wtf so mean

cheeseboygers.bsky.social•22 hours ago

a jpg of rob wearing his nfl cap slowly fades away

walkingtaako.bsky.social•22 hours ago

He LITERALLY killed two people in a car accident

freedompimp2012.bsky.social•22 hours ago

No NFL hat meme

bizzo.bz•22 hours ago

Who would be the sleazeball in Wayne's World and Tommy Boy

djtommypizza.bsky.social•22 hours ago

proof we are not in the worst timeline

kimball.bsky.social•21 hours ago

While this is intriguing, we can’t eliminate the possibility of this affecting his role as Cooter Burger. Overall net negative.

prozacprincess.bsky.social•13 hours ago

another Rob Lowe would have been born to replace him; as it is in the natural world

atomicpwrdrobot.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Was this before, after, or during the 1988 Democratic Convention?

craigbruce68.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Chill, he saw MTG.

powerful.crabf.art•21 hours ago

It’s a really big truck I bet it could kill rob lowe no problem

nilbog3000.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Who would have cheered for the NFL at the Superbowl?

popeofchilitown.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Bigfoot, after gaining Rob Lowe’s powers

galaxydreams70.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Yet no one ever finds the remains of Yetis.

graeme1.bsky.social•17 hours ago

I don't get how he gets a pass for raping a 16 year old?

homesculptor.bsky.social•22 hours ago

He was good in, How to be a Latin Lover. And his sugar mama was Alice.
Plus, that movie had the awesomest woman in the world in it.

bogartt.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Rob Lowe is a right wing bigot

popeofchilitown.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Thank god I was already rooting for Bigfoot

popeofchilitown.bsky.social•21 hours ago

To be fair, I would root for Bigfoot over just about any person.

ihaveahamradio.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Well well well, look who’s in the pocket of Big Foot

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