*sidling up to a lady at the bar* hello would you like to join my polycule? we sleep in a Fisher-Price xylophone.
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Josh Spero
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
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No.
How tf do you CLEAN this thing? If it's designed for having sex on, it's gonna get messy.
Low hanging fruit.
Yeah I guess that tracks
It also looks like the worst possible bed to fuck on
A bed so revolutionary that it comes with a 100% guarantee that you’ll get the best sleep you’ve ever had.
No restless partner to ruin your REM time.
So ugly even your pet will refuse to sleep in it.
this is the bed you relax in, and treat a 🐈⬛ kitty cat, like she is a princess 👑
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/feeld-dating-app-gustaf-westman-050049336.html
🤭
.....how would that even work?
You try to hit it on consecutive swings/passes??
I am also a spinster, but I'd sleep in it!
Or, would that blow Elmo's mind?
He looks like if "mom's new boyfriend drinks too much sometimes and also stares at my friend's tits" was a man.
"Tell me, do you... like bright primary colors? Maybe some jingling keys?"
Where's my eye wash....
"Und hëre ve du der fükin ünd der böinkin on Der Fükinböinkinschnüzïn, BÖINKBÖINKBÖINK!"
Why are they so weird abt everything? Like face it, if you read the post without seeing the picture, you’d think it was something they built with Minecraft blox.