with a name like that, scorpions were destined to be cool. what if they had been called something stupid, like "Long-Tingle Crab" or "Little Business Men"
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Or "Michael Bolton". With a name like that no talent ass clown they would never have rocked you like a hurricane, while stinging your unsuspecting foot.
There's a desert lobster in the closet, get a shoe! Don't let it touch you with its gross little butt!
Really changes the vibe of the scenario I'm imagining where someone finds a scorpion in the closet and advises their loved one to avoid getting stung while smooshing it
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Really changes the vibe of the scenario I'm imagining where someone finds a scorpion in the closet and advises their loved one to avoid getting stung while smooshing it