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i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
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QOTD: If vaccines caused autism, America would have way, way more trains

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

the new hit children's pool game for summer is called "marco rubio" one kid yells "Marco" and then everyone else gets deported

submitted 2 hours ago • 5 comments

Happy waifu, happy life-fu.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

british guys will be like oi mate i was just taking the piss out of your balls

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

cats have 9 lives because each cat on earth is paired with an octopus butler, who holds one of the 8 spare lives in each one of its tentacles

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Light as a feather, smorg as a board

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

look i am an alcoholic with 19 years of sobriety through a grace of a power beyond my unserstanding, but sometimes (my eyes flick over to a photo of elon musk) you gotta root for the drugs

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Me at my anual performance review tomorrow morning:

submitted 5 hours ago • 9 comments

Little Business Men should be the new taxonomy. Scorpions w tiny briefcases and corner offices. And luminescence because Fancy Little Business Men.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

before bluesky died, these circles were full of color, full of life now look at us

submitted 6 hours ago • 17 comments

anyway amid the horrors one bright spot is i do have an ass now. it is not an ideal ass — one step at a time in the steady march toward being hot enough to kill god for his crimes — but it does exist

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

Clarence Thomas being forced to decide between Trump and Leo

submitted 6 hours ago • 94 comments

with a name like that, scorpions were destined to be cool. what if they had been called something stupid, like "Long-Tingle Crab" or "Little Business Men"

submitted 6 hours ago • 7 comments

In the summertime, when the penis is high It can stretch right up and touch the sky

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Now is the winter of our discontent turned penis summer by this sun of York

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Leonard Leo sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Leonard Leo reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck

submitted 6 hours ago • 18 comments

Special pride sale for the month of June starting now. Custom non pet portrait art in the sizes 4x4 and 3.5x5 are 20 All 2.5x3.5 art is 10 each or 2 for 15. Mystery pack 3.5x5 art available for 8. 7 available. You pick the color. #frogart #inkart

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

do you guys think the pacers or the knicks will be the first to spell horse

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

quick question: wtf

submitted 7 hours ago • 14 comments

i would love to be normal but unfortunately i was raised by the internet and a microwave

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

I regularly direct coworkers to ChatGPT for legal advice for one simple reason: I do not like them and do not want their lives to be good.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

usps is so epic dude my package arrived at the post office at like 9:00 on tuesday night and was delivered to my front porch by thursday afternoon

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Important follow-up

submitted 14 hours ago • 24 comments

haramBAE 😍

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

(pointing to your heart) I know it smell crazy in there

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

where'd this guy's upper lip go

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

If you think about it, it was kind of stupid for Custer to even fight in a battle called "Custer's Last Stand".

submitted 193 days ago • 16 comments