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i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
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WEEVILS
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and we'd know so much about bugs
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This may or may not be based on an extremely charming Reddit user I stumbled across last night lmao
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yes
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Disney's Goofy: "GORSH HARWLEY!"
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they deserve what they got
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i'm sorry to say this is all the fault of me and my gang (The Stench Pipe Climbing Boys)
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Nude Orange Idiot is a good name for a band or perhaps an album
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My cat will literally stand under running water, and be unable to lick it up. When we say "you are dumber than a rug" we have evidence
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ABSOLUTELY she does
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Linda thinks you wouldn't have been assaulted if your shorts weren't so short???
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i will pay for my crimes (Olive will try to sit on me again)
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like you KNOW Blocked Linda, Defender of Animals™️ runs the weekend cat adoption at PetCo and also thinks you shouldn't help homeless people "because they're all on drugs"
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just had to block some resis#t lib lady just now who was like "i will never understand why people call their animals names like that. Never!" first, Linda, it's because she's an idiot. second, i can guarantee you are the type of white lady that calls the cops on Black teens for standing around
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its true i read it in the laws
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they need to get humbled somehow tho
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being adorable
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HEY
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you rascal
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if you marry a dairy farmer, love is a cattlefield