Sooner or later, the toilet paper thing happens during every trump presidency - ThreadSky

scrambojambo.bsky.social•82 days ago

toilet paper trump

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wendyatlanticcan.bsky.social•83 days ago

I have lots of toilet paper, here in Canada.

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mgpie14.bsky.social•83 days ago

Sigh.. heading to Costco now

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bagpiper59.bsky.social•83 days ago

Wouldn’t that be the shits.

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smocarski.bsky.social•83 days ago

Why everyone hasn’t installed a bidet at this point is beyond me. We use about 10% the volume of toilet paper that we did pre-bidet.

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primal-id.bsky.social•83 days ago

Oh just great! We won't be able to find toilet paper on the shelves again

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tedmarkle.bsky.social•83 days ago

It’s not a toilet paper joke up here in Canada Molly. It’s an existential crisis. It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

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lynne-sails.bsky.social•83 days ago

I was just saying to the hubs the other day, "Remember when in Feb 2020 I made us go to the store and buy a shitton of nonperishables that lasted us 2-3 months? I'm feeling the same vibes, I think we should stock up."

Just joined Costco, I think that will be a first stop.

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distractedsusan.bsky.social•83 days ago

I remember.

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4ann-marie.bsky.social•83 days ago

Bidet.

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coolhand3333.bsky.social•83 days ago

Not again with this bullshit it’s still hasn’t come down, I’m going to start using leaves fuck that

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coyotefromtexas.bsky.social•83 days ago

Well, when you think of clogged up toilets ....

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llm1965.bsky.social•83 days ago

😂 sorry. I love this!!

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ashvent.bsky.social•83 days ago

With trump, everything goes to shit.

And now the price for cleaning it up is going to be ever more expensive and scarce.

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leftylew.bsky.social•82 days ago

Good 'mericans just wipe with their hands and move on. Don't wash those hands neither. It's all just fake hygiene like masks and vaccines....

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gbmusicmaster.bsky.social•83 days ago

You can’t deal with this level of shit without toilet paper.

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wendyfoy.bsky.social•82 days ago

Lawdy, get to Costco!

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69cletus.bsky.social•83 days ago

Oh no—I just made up with Nana after the Great Toilet Paper Heist of 2020, when I caught her red-handed, sneaking out the back door!

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annadelewalker.bsky.social•83 days ago

Ah, shit - the toilet paper thing.

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rainnil.bsky.social•83 days ago

Bidets, Shattaf and Bodna, Lota, Tabo Washlet and Douches for everyone!

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mchemar.bsky.social•83 days ago

It's going to be worse this time, there's a lot more shit to clean up!

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bevinne.bsky.social•83 days ago

Oh no, not AGAIN?! 🧻

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elgrogan.bsky.social•83 days ago

aw c'mon. Not that again.

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montefalco890.bsky.social•83 days ago

Oh FFS not again.

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notaspiring2bhmbl.bsky.social•82 days ago

I can't do this again 😫

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keortge.bsky.social•83 days ago

or they just add splinters

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purpleaster.bsky.social•83 days ago

Mark Carney should just through a few rolls over the border.

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jmal52.bsky.social•81 days ago

This one's happening sooner than the last time. We're only 2 months in.

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dinainmaine.bsky.social•82 days ago

I use Grove’s tree free TP, it’s chemical free and you can wipe your arse without wiping out our forests. Added bonus you can avoid using a Koch brothers product!

https://www.grove.co/collections/grove-co-paper

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frankriveramar1.bsky.social•83 days ago

🤦🏻‍♂️ here we go, AGAIN

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cowboyvillain.bsky.social•83 days ago

Jeez, 🙄 US is flushing its future down the toilet. We can't wipe these problems away. Sorry Canada

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mpfirish.bsky.social•83 days ago

I just updated my Costco list...

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p3nny.bsky.social•83 days ago

Already stocked up.

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cackalackygooner.bsky.social•83 days ago

Or we could support our farmers in a move towards industrial hemp.

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lylebeaudoin.bsky.social•83 days ago

Nor may you have our eggs.

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bearymom.bsky.social•83 days ago

metaphoric

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markzohar.bsky.social•83 days ago

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liamgreybeerd.bsky.social•83 days ago

Never forget:

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jcgirina.bsky.social•83 days ago

AGAIN?! JFC the eggs were bad enough

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happyrumrunner.bsky.social•83 days ago

a giant ass always means toilet paper shortage sooner or later

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barbala.bsky.social•83 days ago

Yep.

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lecohonah1.bsky.social•82 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/lecohonah1.bsky.social/post/3llg5b4wwt22c

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thearchitect237.bsky.social•83 days ago

I don't want to be an alarmist, but it might be a good idea to stock up on some essentials. Trump will fuck everything up. That's a given...

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klcohio.bsky.social•83 days ago

Guess I was clairvoyant yesterday when I bought toilet paper when I actually needed paper towels!

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fdb.graphics•83 days ago

Well, shit's gonna happen! And it's about to get real 😂

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darkpupsouls.bsky.social•83 days ago

So much for lower prices.

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rocky0923.bsky.social•82 days ago

Fuck trump and his carries. HE should tale them and stick them up his ass 🤑😡😡🍑

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ddd-bluesky.bsky.social•83 days ago

America will soon experience a case of deja poop

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truthseeker711.bsky.social•83 days ago

That’s because Trump is full of shit.

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courtney01.bsky.social•83 days ago

NOT AGAIN!!!

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globalcitizen244.bsky.social•83 days ago

You all may want to invest in a Japanese toilet - auto opening & closing, heated seat, warm wash, blow dry, self flushing … Trump 2.0 proof.

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elgrogan.bsky.social•83 days ago

and totally awesome

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kakehres.bsky.social•82 days ago

$4000?

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globalcitizen244.bsky.social•82 days ago

Can start with just a ‘washlet’ that fits your current toilet for around $500👍🏻

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hahnyock.bsky.social•83 days ago

With a guy as full of shit as he is we need all the toilet paper we can get.

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liam-hughes.bsky.social•83 days ago

Iowa farms have a corn cob surplus?

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mizanthrope01.bsky.social•83 days ago

there will never be enough toilet paper for the amount of shit that Trump is spreading . . .

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anydoubts.bsky.social•83 days ago

The joke is on you! MAGA have a stockpile of toilet paper since Covid-19!
/s

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craigdodge.bsky.social•83 days ago

Elect shitty assholes, get toilet paper shortages.

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brucelakestudio.bsky.social•83 days ago

I really don’t think Americans have the slightest idea how pissed off Canadians are. Trump is a cancer on your country

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mercyow76.bsky.social•82 days ago

He's horrible!!

Needs to go away and never come back

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kakehres.bsky.social•82 days ago

We know.

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dadman03.bsky.social•83 days ago

Dammit. Gotta get to Costco.

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icuk.bsky.social•83 days ago

Shit. Not again.

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jomommafromtwitter.bsky.social•83 days ago

Toilet paper frenzy in 3 2 1...🫢

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vscorpio69.bsky.social•83 days ago

Not enough toilet paper in the world to clean up the shit from this administration.

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lenoresoleil.bsky.social•83 days ago

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ncjim.bsky.social•83 days ago

Quick buy up all the toilet paper to own the MAGA!

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middlerage.bsky.social•83 days ago

Oh shit! (Literally)

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investigator007.bsky.social•82 days ago

When the sh1t hits the proverbial fan, it really does.

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cmhoskins.bsky.social•83 days ago

Time for a bidet? Oh wait, likely have to get them from a foreign country with tariffs. But hey, you'll only have to pay them once. Silver lining?

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u-must-be-yolkin.bsky.social•83 days ago

Maybe Canada needs to put tariffs on water too !

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gordonvincent.bsky.social•83 days ago

China sells a lot of them on Amazon.

Too soon?

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monkeyboy1138.bsky.social•83 days ago

Well, Trump does ooze an ungodly amount of shit.

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plbiddle.bsky.social•83 days ago

Subscribe to "Who Gives a Crap," a bamboo product. Renewable resource, low impact on sewage/septic, not subject to tariffs. They deliver. Tissues too!

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pharaoh45.bsky.social•82 days ago

Man, not the toilet paper thing again. I am having flashbacks to cops guarding it at the warehouse store.

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cloeybechir.bsky.social•82 days ago

So trump better stock up on diapers

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catcherinthesky.bsky.social•83 days ago

As god is my witness, I WILL NEVER GO WITHOUT TOILET PAPER AGAIN. But…I am a total hoarder of paper products.

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sassyvan.bsky.social•83 days ago

Because …
of course 🙄

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rk1947.bsky.social•83 days ago

Oh My God!!

The Horror!!!

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squeakins85.bsky.social•83 days ago

Glad I bought a bidet

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unmitigatedgaul1.bsky.social•83 days ago

We got tushies since and can proudly say we are no longer dependent on toilet paper. It’s like the nuclear bunker of toilets. When the TP apocalyptic comes all I need to do is turn the knob. Not a care in the world.

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justbobhere.bsky.social•83 days ago

if you don’t own a bidet by now you’ve learned nothing.

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warmachine2025.bsky.social•83 days ago

And then he throws them at you like footballs when a hurricane destroys your city/country

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inknpaint.bsky.social•82 days ago

in fairness, he is a huge POS

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abigailesman.bsky.social•83 days ago

One of your best yet, @mollyjongfast.bsky.social

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carpe-snarkum.bsky.social•83 days ago

Shouldn't be denuding forests for toilet paper anyway.

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roquetsynce.bsky.social•83 days ago

His voice and face give me diarrhea. Toilet paper needed.

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lazyretiree.bsky.social•83 days ago

Glad I am on my way to Costco

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gordonvincent.bsky.social•83 days ago

It's to be expected when you hand the country over to a shitty little asshole.

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pinkpetal.bsky.social•83 days ago

🤣

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sadkins.bsky.social•83 days ago

When everything’s a shitshow.

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caminosver.bsky.social•82 days ago

It’s so… Venezuelan.
Congrats.

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martindev4.bsky.social•83 days ago

LOL

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chasingamy420.bsky.social•83 days ago

I like the use of words here, "pinch", as in,"Pinch a loaf" perhaps..lol

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yourcuzinvinny.bsky.social•83 days ago

Buy now or be full of crap later...

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tytoseye.bsky.social•83 days ago

This kind of tp..

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svgeek.bsky.social•82 days ago

And kitchen paper towels. The Costco ones are from Canada. 🇨🇦

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talathera.bsky.social•82 days ago

Shitty administration.

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jtbeep.bsky.social•83 days ago

Well, it is the shit presidency. So I guess it’s fitting we run out of tp again?

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kellyapostol.bsky.social•83 days ago

Great. there's already a cat food shortage that I'm sure will be exacerbated by aluminum tariffs, now this.

What I'm saying is just smack my ass and call it 2020.

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dractand.bsky.social•82 days ago

And Everytime of his own doing.🫣

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jack-a-dandy.bsky.social•83 days ago

Proof that the Koch legacy lives on.

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beckyb0324.bsky.social•82 days ago

That’s because he’s so full of shit.

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stephenjmr.bsky.social•83 days ago

I'm sorry my American friends will have to see some hardships, (many bigger than bog paper), but I hope that stupid tariffs and idiotic policies will turn enough people against the unqualified arseholes in the US admin. 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇨🇦

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erikgunderson.bsky.social•83 days ago

Makes sense, he's full of shit, and that's gonna require some cleaning up.

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mom6.bsky.social•83 days ago

People after reading this.

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sutherla.bsky.social•83 days ago

🧻🧻🧻

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somehooplehead.bsky.social•83 days ago

Depends cannot believe the lack of credit they have earned during his presidencies.

What more can they do to be recognized for the shit they deal with?

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dominiccottrill.bsky.social•83 days ago

Toilet paper will bring down the Republic?

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plaid-dj.bsky.social•83 days ago

USA has a new pandemic - Trump stupidity & carnage stamping out decades of world peace - what a shitstain on humanity

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jimmy-borealis.bsky.social•82 days ago

He’s such a shitty president there’s always not enough toilet paper.

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aleksa-milicevic.bsky.social•83 days ago

Cher got it right: 🚽.

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inkmyrose.bsky.social•83 days ago

FFS

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grye01.bsky.social•83 days ago

Unless he throws rolls of paper at you.

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nicknewsey.bsky.social•82 days ago

Great, now they will smuggles those with their eggs.

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kathyfeather.bsky.social•83 days ago

Ha! I stocked up the beginning of March

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laurastroup.bsky.social•83 days ago

Me too!! Fooled me once! 😱

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rolferd.bsky.social•82 days ago

Well there is a lot more crap for everyone to deal with.

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pabloconqueso.bsky.social•83 days ago

Please not again

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wash-bucket.bsky.social•83 days ago

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astevet.bsky.social•83 days ago

Because he has shit for brains and everything he touches turns to shit and America is becoming a shit hole country under his shitty leadership. Man that turd pisses me off. People I love voted for him. We need to change his pronouns to it/shithead.

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progress2025.bsky.social•83 days ago

Trump is a genius!

He already told us to rake the forests. That man is always steps ahead of the rest of us.

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charlieusually.bsky.social•83 days ago

Toilet paper is produced in the US too. We'll be fine.

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cecilharr.bsky.social•83 days ago

If I were in charge, banning all toilet paper sales to the US would be "Job 1" :)

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john55345.bsky.social•82 days ago

Job No. 1 or No. 2. 😁 It would be sweet to see Canada ban the sale of wood pulp for TP to the US. It would create quite a sh!t storm. Anything to over throw 🍊 💩.

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cecilharr.bsky.social•82 days ago

You're right, #2.

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cecilharr.bsky.social•82 days ago

Also, it would have the advantage of being *funny*. You couldn't really respond to it without looking like a complete ...ass.

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bdemayo.bsky.social•83 days ago

Damnit. Last time my wife had bought me that gigantic Charmin roll thing right before Covid and that literally saved our asses (shout-out to @fermiparasocks.bsky.social I know you love your double entendres).

Now I'm gonna have to find one of them again.

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fermiparasocks.bsky.social•83 days ago

Do you pay the tariff on every ply? If so that’s shitty 🤣

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bdemayo.bsky.social•83 days ago

Dude she bought me it for like 20 bucks for my birthday in October that year as a joke. It was shitty Charmin too like not even any lotion or vitamin E or nothin. But we used that whole thing lmao and never had to worry about TP for covid

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amhoward.bsky.social•83 days ago

It’s double sided, so fight the system….

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gordygordy440.bsky.social•83 days ago

Let's buy it all up and cause a ruckus

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soso008.bsky.social•83 days ago

One way to get Americans to pay attention.

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joycomes.bsky.social•78 days ago

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kathywutkowski.bsky.social•83 days ago

Drumpf is just synonymous with poop.

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kdmb25.bsky.social•83 days ago

Oh no not again!!!

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roam-town-girl.bsky.social•83 days ago

…but we have sooooooo many trees ourselves so we don’t need any of their “maple” pines.

The areas in green are either Canadian trees or west coast Federally protected forests. 🤔🧐

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mungonna8.bsky.social•83 days ago

I hope killing off a million Americans with his limp and lame covid response doesn't repeat..looks like measles could step up for the task.

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reclaimingchris.bsky.social•83 days ago

Not again. Our area just went thru this after Hurricane Helene. Very little toilet paper anywhere.

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kirkfrederic.bsky.social•83 days ago

Oh jeez... here we go again. Can't wait to see Costco tonight.

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jessetheglide.bsky.social•83 days ago

when the shit hits the fan....

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argignac.bsky.social•82 days ago

No problemo. Trump will send in paper towels.

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rkpatrick.bsky.social•83 days ago

Better go ahead and stock up on hand sanitizer too.

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football-fan.bsky.social•83 days ago

In November I stocked up on TP, hand sanitizer, wipes and masks. I knew this was coming.

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roam-town-girl.bsky.social•83 days ago

I got masks and sanitizer too in Nov. I’m hitting the store for tp!

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cjsmad.bsky.social•83 days ago

A Trump Dump if you will. The symbolism…

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grammajof2.bsky.social•83 days ago

Cause of all the BS

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katskitchen.bsky.social•83 days ago

If you didn't get one during COVID, might be time to install that bidet!

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elle231999.bsky.social•82 days ago

Hey I’m into bamboo, have been for years. Also bidets are going to have a surge again.

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ace2448.bsky.social•83 days ago

Of course, after all he is the Fertilizer President. Full of 💩.

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willparker.bsky.social•83 days ago

Either that or the paper towel thing

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matthewshirts.bsky.social•83 days ago

Wry observation

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swoodwardlcsw.bsky.social•83 days ago

rite?

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midwesternrosarian.bsky.social•83 days ago

But we have so many trees, big beautiful trees!! (minus the paper mills that largely went belly up a long time ago)

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summertimeblues.bsky.social•81 days ago

😱😱😱😱 not again!!
Toilet paper 🧻

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debra.bsky.social•83 days ago

The past is prologue.

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druidwood.bsky.social•83 days ago

There is not enough toilet paper in the world.

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gigi0620.bsky.social•83 days ago

Could it have anything to do with the fact that he’s full of 💩.

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thefett.bsky.social•83 days ago

Make Bidets Great Again

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hardxcoded.bsky.social•83 days ago

this is what they try to take from us

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thorbenson.bsky.social•83 days ago

*take my toilet paper hunting crossbow out of the closet*

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zackford.bsky.social•83 days ago

I left mine on the mantle. Never forget.

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sweaters40.bsky.social•82 days ago

There might be some on the bottom of trumps shoe!

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justinobrien.bsky.social•83 days ago

There’s no shortage of ass-wipes in this country.

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jlmcmd.bsky.social•83 days ago

I suppose it makes flushing easier.

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bigtimo.bsky.social•82 days ago

Right. Once again the American people take it in the ass from Trump.

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hayashifty.bsky.social•82 days ago

Ass-wipe is as Ass-wipe does!🫢🤣

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christabelly.bsky.social•83 days ago

But we got there so much faster this time

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deaconbluesagain.bsky.social•83 days ago

The remaining Koch brother must be in a coma because they control the North American pulp and paper industry

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flopsytop.bsky.social•83 days ago

S'why I got a bidet.

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mnotabot.bsky.social•83 days ago

Best to invest in a bidet.

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gbabysdaddy.bsky.social•83 days ago

Isn’t that kinda his mascot..? I mean previous presidents had dogs but the world saw him walking his mascot up the steps to board the… plane

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docfelladay.bsky.social•83 days ago

HA! I already bought a bunch just in case.

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john3-16.bsky.social•82 days ago

Buy a bidet

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stlcatfishmike.bsky.social•82 days ago

Hahaha I for real bought a case Inauguration Day lmao

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kid-rio.bsky.social•83 days ago

It is the tissue that holds society together.

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anonymousdissent.bsky.social•83 days ago

Trump just doesn’t want to feel like the only one with a crusty ass

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newblue25.bsky.social•83 days ago

I bought 24 rolls today.

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lin11c.bsky.social•83 days ago

F*cking toilet paper again. Better stock up. 🤬

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sprather3.bsky.social•83 days ago

Toilet paper shortages is what will make Americans take to the streets

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cecilharr.bsky.social•83 days ago

And gas!

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bluebooradley.bsky.social•82 days ago

Symbolic isn’t it?

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kakehres.bsky.social•82 days ago

I've already pre-hoarded TP.

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liberteny.bsky.social•83 days ago

It's a metaphor as well... right?😉

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thehip.bsky.social•83 days ago

As a Canadian, can't spare a square!

Sorry:)

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mlmcg.bsky.social•83 days ago

Bidet sales going up

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combatmarshmallow.bsky.social•78 days ago

Okay, this thread is bringing my giggles back. Y’all are fkng supreme. Thank you. 😊

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johnb10987.bsky.social•83 days ago

Canada, cut off the supply of TP.

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jtehmom.bsky.social•83 days ago

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xavkoenig.bsky.social•83 days ago

Wait when was that? Sounds vaguely familiar.

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lavarunner.bsky.social•82 days ago

I fondly remember the first Trump Toilet Paper Shortage.

Saved my sister around Easter with a few extra rolls, wrapped in pastels and hidden around her yard like Easter eggs.

Now the incompetent buffoon is creating another shortage with his stupid tariffs!