Ever think the WH maintenance team might be messing with him? 🤣🤣 Or he uses too much Aqua-net?
I have a shower head with a filter and I can wash my much longer, thicker hair, shave my legs and rinse everything off in 15 minutes.
Let me ignore the children dying from Measles and suffering from other curable diseases or starving so that I can cry enough tears for #MoneyBooBoo to wash his hair to his liking
Okay, my son has mid-back length insanely thick hair. He does use a 2.5gpm showerhead set to jet to get water through it, but that’s kinda an edge case, and if you have cotton candy on your head, it’s definitely not the same.
It grew from the skulls of Ukrainian women at some point. (Before Maidan Ukraine was far and away the world's leading provider of hair for extensions, since natural blondes abound there.)
I have it on background that Saddam Hussein hired mercenary Polish plumbers to ensure only the highest and most consistent water pressure in the Euphrates valley.
What the heck is he talking about? That is so stupid. I have thicker hair than him, and I have no problem with shampooing and rinsing my hair. Wasting money again or trying to distract us with stupid nonsense.
What if I just want to save money on my water bill? Will I be allowed to use the more efficient shower head or will it be considered an undesirable political action that will get me disappeared? I guess I could just take shorter showers
Fresh water supply is not infinity, but the opposite. And according to the EPA, the average U.S. family can save 2,700 gallons of water and 330 kilowatt-hours of electricity each year by switching to a Water Sense showerhead — that's enough electricity to power a house for over a week and a half.
If trump wasn't known for refusing to pay after the work is finished, he could probably hire a plumber who would care enough to fix his shower properly!
I'm FINALLY reading @therickwilson.bsky.social book, EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES. TFG is going to really try to ruin EVERYTHING. Sad, sick, twisted, bitter, angry little man.
it's always people in their end-of-life phase who are perfectly ok with using as many natural resources as possible even if it leaves the world their children and grandchildren also occupy that much worse
He think’s everything he says is brilliant or humorous. It’s just cognitive decline
/impairment but his audience keeps laughing and praising. We are so screwed.
Honestly, I’m sure I’m like the 50th person to say this, but could you imagine if a Democratic president said such a thing? If Joe Biden had said such a thing? 🙄 def not a cult.
This " budget" motel that i stay at for work is in full compliance. You have to be careful not to take off a couple layers of skin! Its like a fire hose. Thank You Mr Trump.
It's also a lie. It just is. There is zero chance someone with money can't get whatever shower head he wants. Heck, I could get whatever shower head I wanted, if I really wanted one. Buy it from overseas on Ebay probably.
They (used to) sell unregulated shower heads on Amazon. I got one with an additional valve to adjust the water flow so you can go anywhere from low flow regulation to Niagara Falls
His crap properties are probably so poorly built that the water pressure really does suck and since he rarely stays anywhere else he doesn’t know any better.
The only positive from that statement is it infers that he actually does take showers from time to time. We’ve heard from multiple people that he smells though maybe that’s the formaldehyde.
I don't know how to describe it other than to say this is how people with dementia talk. I don't mean that hyperbolically, I mean it literally. That's how they talk.
You lost me with "in my.." He complained about the same water pressure during his first term. No one else had a problem. Maybe if the hair was real, it would get wet.
lol he doesn’t know anything he probably doesn’t know about the little water restrictor really people he knows next to nothing without daddy’s money and the people who are the brains for him he would be on a street corner crying and stealing from other homeless people
Y'all fired cancer researchers to spend millions on why water isn't coming out of taps when it is and I suspect the answer will be that he shafted a plumber and they are effing with the pipes at Mar a Lago cause they didn't get paid
Look, I like a good shower too, but maybe buy the right shower head or spend two minutes removing the regulator if it doesn't work with your pressure.
No reason to write an order. He's gross how could he still have lingering OCD.
Also this
"...we also have a transmittal letter to the president of Israel requesting that he accept Governor Huckabee's excuse me, Ambassador Huckabee's credentials. He's gonna be fantastic. He's gonna bring home the bacon. bacon isn't too big it is."
Insider say that 🍊💩 works on his Whitehouse policy 8 hours a day on his golden toilet. Rumor has it, there's been major plumbing issue, according to JD Pance, who constipation, I meant constantly had to dictate 🍊💩 conversations..sources say. 🤔💩💩🙊
What kind of facilities does he have that this is an obsession of his?!? I’m a normal person with usual plumbing and fixtures and this has never been an issue for me nor anyone in my life.
So he’s going to re-pipe the older homes all over the country? Start with a mobile home community , 49 yr old pipes. Constantly leaking… repairs every week. Worse water pressure. This old apt isn’t much better.. Texas.
This sounds like Trump thinks the US water pressure is bad (it’s not) because he went cheap when building his home and then refused to pay for a plumber to fix it. He would rather complain than pay someone to fix it.
What is this "order" going to do, mandate that manufacturers spend money re-tooling to produce fixtures/appliances that allow higher flow rate? Ban the sale of low-flow attachments? Force Americans to use more water so that their water bill goes up?
What is the fucking deal with the water pressure shit? He's been obsessed with this since day one and I've never heard another human being echo him on it.
OMG, the WH fact sheet sounds like a Woody Allen movie.
"Left's war on water pressure"
"make America's showers great again"
"No longer will showerheads be weak and worthless"
Does his brain need to be leaking out of his ear for someone to ask the obvious question here, or are we gonna wait until grandpa crashes the car/economy again before we take away his car keys?
What hair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The ferret on his head I'm sure it takes Alot of water to get that thing wet What's wrong with spending more than fifteen minutes in the shower With all that makeup Trump needs to spend as much time as he can
It's not even that this insanity is what he vomits out every single day, it is that Murica voted for this psycho TWICE, and now he has promised he is not leaving. He is not the problem, the lack of education in the USA is the problem. This is absolutely insane.
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I have a shower head with a filter and I can wash my much longer, thicker hair, shave my legs and rinse everything off in 15 minutes.
Does he have to start yelling at clouds?
Could’a just hosed him off.
Thanks for the laugh.
He loves his hair like all dictators do.
Instead of saying "beautiful hair" he should have said "horrendous comb over".
He's bald.
Molly, I think His Idiocy is confusing shower heads with rug shampooers.
The clown with a few real hairs needs to wash them.
what incredible contempt he has for us all
So much water force vs. him so fucking feeble he’s knocked right on his sorry old ass.
And he was never heard from again.
/impairment but his audience keeps laughing and praising. We are so screwed.
The FTC Chair stepped down in January and the Dem commissioners fired recently. How convenient for Insider Trading.
Jr. got the message. Do you think Eric did? lol
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/tr...tic-commissioners-ftc-sources-say-2025-03-18/
https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5001864-fcc-chair-to-step-down-on-trumps-inauguration/
No reason to write an order. He's gross how could he still have lingering OCD.
"...we also have a transmittal letter to the president of Israel requesting that he accept Governor Huckabee's excuse me, Ambassador Huckabee's credentials. He's gonna be fantastic. He's gonna bring home the bacon. bacon isn't too big it is."
Insider say that 🍊💩 works on his Whitehouse policy 8 hours a day on his golden toilet. Rumor has it, there's been major plumbing issue, according to JD Pance, who constipation, I meant constantly had to dictate 🍊💩 conversations..sources say. 🤔💩💩🙊
He’s a king to his followers.
https://bsky.app/profile/tradesman2trader.bsky.social/post/3lmgelwqd2s2l
And I have to ask - “does molly Jong have a bong”
🤣🤣🤣
Dayam. Just swap out the limited flow aerators.
https://bsky.app/profile/mollyjongfast.bsky.social/post/3lmg7rox22224
This is so stupid, like everything from Trump.
"Left's war on water pressure"
"make America's showers great again"
"No longer will showerheads be weak and worthless"
We are slipping into Mao worship
I live on the 14th floor of an old building, so mine is kinda bad. Is there some political reason for this?