back on twitter @jasonkirk.fyi once called him Uatu the Watcher and he's been that to me ever since - ThreadSky

jonbois.bsky.social • 160 days ago

back on twitter @jasonkirk.fyi once called him Uatu the Watcher and he's been that to me ever since

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What is this guy's purpose? Does he ever say or do anything?

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quarlie.bsky.social•160 days ago

stoopnagle.bsky.social•160 days ago

claypittman.bsky.social•160 days ago

To @bgeisinger.bsky.social and me he's this guy: 🗿

bgeisinger.bsky.social•160 days ago

As @davidjroth.bsky.social described him earlier this week: the “heaving, silent AJ Hawk”

thestonecoldnuts.bsky.social•160 days ago

👉🏻👈🏻 respectfully observing ur solar system 🌍👀

fullmetalrainman.bsky.social•160 days ago

The top of his head makes a great ring toss.

jtoom.bsky.social•160 days ago

He looks like he’s constantly wondering if he left his garage door open

slowdeli.com•160 days ago

Hawk Uatu

joshisacceptable.bsky.social•160 days ago

This is an Oblivion NPC

claiborne.bsky.social•160 days ago

He looks like a the Moai come to life

nurbsy.bsky.social•160 days ago

One time I went to a Packers game and sat in front of a dude who yelled “ca-CAW!” every time Hawk made a tackle so now I do it too

gohexyourself.bsky.social•160 days ago

In this photo it looks like he just farted and is waiting for others in the room to smell it

deadeyedbirdman.bsky.social•160 days ago

Idk who this is but he looks like bootleg john cena

cyclepath.bsky.social•160 days ago

Literally listened an episode of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social this morning where he said that.

bashyson.bsky.social•159 days ago

Rocky Dennis

nateplus4.bsky.social•160 days ago

I demand he be replaced by Jeffery Wright at
Once!

stevehasegawa.bsky.social•160 days ago

He looks like a Tomb Raider NPC

ciananas.bsky.social•160 days ago

I always get disturbed by him because of his head shape. Either way, I turn to NBA TV or something whenever Pat comes on and starts his Rodgers ass-kissing

davidfarthing.bsky.social•160 days ago

A year ago a Canadian newspaper columnist described him as “a man who would watch someone bleed to death with no visible emotion” and I couldn’t agree more