I’m sure there is a dedicated cadre of roided up stripclub bouncers/MMA aspirants who are awaiting the go ahead from K$sh to fill out the ranks of the FBI.
It's cronyism. UFC will charge the FBI a bazillion dollars for this "training," agents will learn nothing useful, and UFC execs will go buy new yachts courtesy of Kash & Donnie.
We literally already learn Gracie Jujitsu at the academy. And in more than a decade of being an agent, I got into fistfights with subjects *checks notes* never. Not once. Because I had a gun. And a dozen friends with guns.
Absolutely true, and I've often wished I had been born into one of those countries. In this one, however, I'd have been quite dead on more than one occasion, as there are an insane number of guns here, and child exploiters are quite likely to have them. I do much prefer unarmed martial arts
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"You are already dead."
"Nani?"
*sound of spontaneous self-disassembly*
Steven Seagal lied to me!
Guns are the last resort to neutralizing armed suspects.
Indiana Jones: [Does not have time for this]
(He says while watching safely from the far reaches of Australia)