Resumed swiping on Tinder and within a day I got lectured that I was replying too late to this guy who only responded with the shortest replies imaginable and he unmatched me before I could tell him that his responses didn't GIVE me anything to reply to lmao
why are men
why are men
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Why, Mr Darthazius, I must say, that I find your lack of vicinity most vexatious, why, should you find yourself able to visit our town, I would invite you to tea and ravish you, most assuredly!
Mayhaps, we could away to a ball and find a quiet corner to discuss amorous liasons?
Sir, unveil thy handsome form further, and in so doing, thou shalt find thy favour well rewarded 😏
Would it work?
or something idk my fancy English ain't great
Unpin that spangled breastplate which you wear,
That th’eyes of busy fools may be stopped there.
Unlace yourself, for that harmonious chime,
Tells me from you, that now t'is bed time.
I ask, what are men?