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darthazius.bsky.social

Here because I broke up with my X. Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis. 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life. Socials: https://linktr.ee/darthazius

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Resumed swiping on Tinder and within a day I got lectured that I was replying too late to this guy who only responded with the shortest replies imaginable and he unmatched me before I could tell him that his responses didn't GIVE me anything to reply to lmao why are men

submitted 10 hours ago • 8 comments

Void Ben is my favorite Ben

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

Fight Club Friday

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Been noticing that my boss always works on his small-screen laptop and doesn't connect it to the monitor he's been provided, should I be worried

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments

How will the movie capture the ESSENCE of a FromSoftware game? If you need a toilet break, you have to restart the film and repurchase the ticket? Will the eldritch horror Nox, the Listless One, hide in the shadows 'neath the seats, picking off the audience one by one? I NEED ANSWERS

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Cainhurst Castle tonite, queen? 👀

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

He was alone at the gym today and I was DETERMINED to finally make conversation. I took my earbuds out, selected my opening line, prepared myself...and then a LEGION of his relatives (??) burst into the gym and he was too busy talking to them and directing their workouts. FOILED AGAIN.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

(to the tune of those unnerving strings from Psycho) Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Update: the off-site stakeholder, who gave us the confirmed timeslot to meet and around which I planned my flights, was too busy to meet 🙃

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

This occurred to me in the shower so here we are. I miss #Andor

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Awkward moment a coworker asks you to meet an off-site stakeholder who's "an hour away" and you commit to it and then you find out the coworker meant an hour away BY PLANE and now you're up at the crack of dawn to catch a flight -.-

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Just me and my 72 hour antiperspirant deodorant against the world

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Gotta love dramatic bedside lamp lighting

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The Silver-Chested Galactus Alluder

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Rest of my work team are out this morning, so the headphones are on and I’m finally giving the ANDOR S2 soundtrack a full listen

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments