The Onion owns you bro. They can do whatever they want (and I can't wait). - ThreadSky

almightytallest.bsky.social•188 days ago

Once again an onion has brought someone to tears. And is delicious.

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schoeneyk.bsky.social•188 days ago

Don’t worry bub. There’s a cabinet position in your future.

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egplntparm.bsky.social•188 days ago

Bravo 🧅

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chelittle.bsky.social•188 days ago

Please excuse me Joyce I got to go change my pants from laughing so hard that is the greatest news I've ever heard and the sweetest karma that could ever fall on such a fascist worthless excuse for a human being piece of 💩. Thank you and please keep tabs on updates with this. Thank you Joyce 😁

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theshotyoutook.bsky.social•187 days ago

Can they throw him in jail?

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thatcallahan.bsky.social•188 days ago

Ha

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jagsman.bsky.social•187 days ago

He should be in prison for the harm he caused!

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larrylava68.bsky.social•188 days ago

First Lady Elon will just buy him another one

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ghawho1.bsky.social•188 days ago

Delicious.

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socalcallie.bsky.social•188 days ago

The Onion! OMG… that’s epic Karma.

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gchellie.bsky.social•188 days ago

Hahahahahahaha

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kamiito.bsky.social•188 days ago

Sweet ☺️

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educated-guesser.bsky.social•188 days ago

Can they stick a sock in his mouth?

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claudieann.bsky.social•188 days ago

Still whining and blaming and moaning and crying. So sweet to see this

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joejinis.bsky.social•188 days ago

Is it real? With the Onion one can doubt x)

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ffejbar.bsky.social•188 days ago

Maybe he can start a new network, “The Sunshine Super Fun Family Variety Hour!”

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prairiecrab.bsky.social•188 days ago

He will live on in music….

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWw&pp=ygUUYWxleCBqb25lcyBmb2xrIHNvbmc%3D

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sharonformerrepub.bsky.social•188 days ago

I love it when the Professor gets salty! More of this please.

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rfxob.bsky.social•188 days ago

This is the most delicious thing I have seen since the election. THANK YOU UNIVERSE

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brokenmeatpuppet.bsky.social•188 days ago

So, the information on InfoWars will now be slightly more accurate…?

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starlightshelling.bsky.social•188 days ago

🤭

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claire9389.bsky.social•188 days ago

This is the best own ever!!

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coyrism.bsky.social•187 days ago

they also took his hair

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recluse2567.bsky.social•188 days ago

Literally owning a MAGAt.

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grammiemax59.bsky.social•188 days ago

Brilliant 👏 👏 👏

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simplyedynandco.com•188 days ago

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ricbret.bsky.social•187 days ago

His words sound like farts.

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consensus-reality.bsky.social•188 days ago

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sophieresists.bsky.social•188 days ago

Waaaa

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buckeye2dabone.bsky.social•188 days ago

Hello Actions, I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Consequences. #FAFO

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annular.bsky.social•188 days ago

Casting call for fat angry-looking dudes that look like a thumb.

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thatdarnshrink.bsky.social•188 days ago

This news is the best I've heard since the election. It is perfection.

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barry-edwards.bsky.social•188 days ago

Start with an Alex Jone look-and-sound-alike contest?

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trudiamond.bsky.social•188 days ago

Literally OWNED by the Libs. I hear the sweet sound of "You're fired!"

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morriganmidwinter.bsky.social•188 days ago

🤣

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leeleejanet.bsky.social•188 days ago

It's stunning how so many big "tough" men are so willing to play the victim.

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ms1968.bsky.social•188 days ago

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seankaprelian.bsky.social•188 days ago

Being a complete and utter dick has consequences

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dangerdan735.bsky.social•188 days ago

I would have donated to that! I have no doubt someone else will pay him to spew his hate.

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demflower.bsky.social•188 days ago

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳💙

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alfredlund.bsky.social•188 days ago

This is the best possible outcome for this site.

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cathytiedemann.bsky.social•187 days ago

Left-wing media here we go!!!

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allisoninpa.bsky.social•188 days ago

Seeing you type “bro” has made my day

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macartart.bsky.social•188 days ago

Perfect karma

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jldonohue.bsky.social•188 days ago

Heeeeeeheeeeee

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irishmomof9.bsky.social•188 days ago

Onions make him cry.

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elleruss.bsky.social•188 days ago

what a delight 🤣

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bedrockwm.bsky.social•188 days ago

I hope they spend the next dozen years humiliating him.

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maudelebowski.bsky.social•188 days ago

you’re fired!

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luq73.bsky.social•188 days ago

You've been passed on.

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shanti0608.bsky.social•187 days ago

Couldn’t happen to a better douche!

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tortugita.bsky.social•188 days ago

Deserved

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lbvagina.bsky.social•188 days ago

Fuck that fat fuck.

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twhap76.bsky.social•188 days ago

I love this for Alex Jones!

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blueairblair.bsky.social•187 days ago

This is irony layered on irony.

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cptpickles3825968.bsky.social•188 days ago

Would that be they own his "business" as in his body, and they can decide to do whatever they want?

o.O? 😀

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udbina54.bsky.social•188 days ago

See ya you rotter

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moodsofflorence24.bsky.social•188 days ago

I hope the Onion first him so we don't have to see him anymore.

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juststeve120.bsky.social•188 days ago

I'm looking forward to their version of AJ. The insanity as opposition will be a nice alternative universe.

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teelee53.bsky.social•188 days ago

Finally one piece of great news (yay @theonion.com !!🤜🏼🤛🏼)!! An island 🏝️ rising up in this sea of misery🙃

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janie987.bsky.social•188 days ago

Karma, baby, karma!

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scottsstone.bsky.social•186 days ago

he will start another - and ftrump will pardon him with all the others

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cmbarnes.bsky.social•188 days ago

So nice to get a good news story. It's going to be very hard to appear farcical next to the real news coming out of the US and it's coming government stacked with pedophiles.

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aryatara.bsky.social•188 days ago

Sweet Sweet Vidalia retribution.

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microaggression.bsky.social•188 days ago

Wow it is a dark time for reptilians in America

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drewgrindley.bsky.social•188 days ago

I love this for him.

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robintk.bsky.social•188 days ago

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mattison.bsky.social•188 days ago

🧅😂

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juliuspepperw00d.bsky.social•188 days ago

Hey Alex, why you crying?

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jafredderf101.bsky.social•188 days ago

Whoopee!!! Bye asshole.

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carcue22.bsky.social•188 days ago

Reap what ya so bro

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holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social•188 days ago

Perfection. Chef’s 💋

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carolmilo808.bsky.social•188 days ago

Alex is about to go through some things😏

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mistyj30.bsky.social•188 days ago

Lol! It couldn’t have happened to a better guy 😂😂

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hlholeman.bsky.social•188 days ago

Just delicious

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alicia56.bsky.social•188 days ago

With all of the horrible news coming at us lately, this is a huge win for sanity, compassion & humor! Yay, Onion!🧅

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mikishighway.bsky.social•188 days ago

I love this so much!

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cjistired.bsky.social•188 days ago

A bright spot in a very gloomy future forecast.

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ettiewouldapprove.bsky.social•188 days ago

Ditto

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lomccloud.bsky.social•188 days ago

lol they changed all the bidding rules.

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writingisagift.bsky.social•188 days ago

Just another “alpha” male in a whiny baby’s clothing.

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weirderandweirder.bsky.social•188 days ago

Dude needs to cut back on the cigs. Or maybe not and let nature take its course.

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krbryant.bsky.social•188 days ago

Hahahahaha

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kontinentalkitties.bsky.social•188 days ago

The “find out” part has finally arrived! 👏

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peterburnside.bsky.social•188 days ago

Wonder if they got "image and likeness" as part of the deal?

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ineedanewname.bsky.social•187 days ago

OMG, that would be a hoot!

I heard that it is the onion, with the New Town families that bought it.

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colleen212.bsky.social•188 days ago

I love this for him.😉❤️

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cathypolkadot.bsky.social•188 days ago

It gave me a laugh this morning!

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dittusart.bsky.social•188 days ago

Jones should be shut down for the lies he spread and the families he hurt!!!

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cascadianprepper.bsky.social•188 days ago

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lukesmua.bsky.social•188 days ago

As acquisitions go, this is pretty horny.

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lizzyrolfe.bsky.social•188 days ago

Dude, your ass is owned by the onion! Onions provide the most delicious tears...

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jadedinmontana.bsky.social•188 days ago

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jtb93.bsky.social•188 days ago

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mtpenna.bsky.social•187 days ago

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy 😝

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opinionatedretiree.bsky.social•188 days ago

Poetic justice...so beautiful to behold.

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sushispikekim.bsky.social•188 days ago

me either

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tracy-tracy.bsky.social•188 days ago

I’m here for it all!

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joeinthemornin.bsky.social•188 days ago

He looks like a fat white Joe Rogan. Strange.

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bushwacked.bsky.social•188 days ago

Kind of like your body our choice! F*** him with a pitchfork!

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mishacat.bsky.social•187 days ago

I find this hilarious

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katzverse.bsky.social•187 days ago

Finally, someone getting at least a taste of what he deserves.

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tullytippyjosie.bsky.social•188 days ago

So sad. 🐊💦

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erod174.bsky.social•188 days ago

It's intriguing how he is still sneaking in untruthful poison

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derekandthedominos.bsky.social•188 days ago

Cry about it Alex you bitch!

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fkx-boomer.bsky.social•188 days ago

Bravo Sandy Hook parents

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cowgirlinthesand.bsky.social•188 days ago

It’s gonna be delightful to watch!

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jaycsbskysocial.bsky.social•188 days ago

This should be epic😅

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rwilliams4.bsky.social•188 days ago

Hope this is the last we hear or see of him. Good riddance.

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ayeshabarb.bsky.social•188 days ago

Can hardly wait to see what the Onion does with Infowars!

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chercat208.bsky.social•187 days ago

Those MAGA tears are salty and delicious!

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conflictedme.bsky.social•188 days ago

Perfect 👍

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justavoice.bsky.social•188 days ago

It’s the constant whining and whinging that’s sooo embarrassing

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magdalene2.bsky.social•188 days ago

Can't think of anything more appropriate than the karma bulldozer that just ran over this sick dog.....

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redwoodrap.bsky.social•188 days ago

Yes!

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luarca.bsky.social•188 days ago

Sending prayers and toughs to infowars 🤣

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josephrouse.bsky.social•188 days ago

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codyb44.bsky.social•187 days ago

Thanks for this! Knowing that this monster has been stripped of his outlet is perfect...And by the Onion?! Jones will be screaming into a mirror at his own hideous image... Madness!

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lamincali.bsky.social•188 days ago

He is one deplorable being.

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tonyc007.bsky.social•188 days ago

They should use AI to create a Jones avatar that actually tells the truth and debunks RWNJ conspiracy theories and other misinformation.

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echonow.bsky.social•188 days ago

That’s a good start😄

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joedblon.bsky.social•187 days ago

HA ha!

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jillnaustin.bsky.social•188 days ago

😆😆😆😆

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sf-guit-artist.bsky.social•188 days ago

Why is this fool still taking up oxygen that other humans and animals could use in a more productive manner?

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yourcolorcoach.bsky.social•188 days ago

One small slice of Justice. It’s sweet.

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usmc1955.bsky.social•188 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PR9_-rKmfE&t=303s

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ehinds.bsky.social•188 days ago

Cry us a river you POS.

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coloradonurse.bsky.social•188 days ago

😂🤣😂🤣😍

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miss-stick-eyes.bsky.social•188 days ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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tuskegeepride.bsky.social•188 days ago

See what happens to ass holes.

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vheart2.bsky.social•187 days ago

Sweet karma.

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tlf5foot8.bsky.social•188 days ago

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dagnerus.bsky.social•188 days ago

His news outlet, the onion’s choice

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faw47.bsky.social•187 days ago

👏👏👏👏👏

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myworldmyway.bsky.social•188 days ago

I love it! 👏👏👏👏. Karma is so sweet.

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mouseclickchick.bsky.social•188 days ago

Oh yassss!

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silverbeard2026.bsky.social•188 days ago

Good for You Alex You piece of 💩

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auntie5thkidd.bsky.social•187 days ago

Sometimes there is a small glimmer of hope

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ezsmitty.bsky.social•188 days ago

It was a shit show any ways.

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khelenbre.bsky.social•188 days ago

Hahahahaha And the Onion is working with Sandy Hook families with part going to them.
Nothing can mitigate their loss but at least they will see some measure of justice.
And Alex Jones former listeners will be surprised at the new programming!

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tedsan.bsky.social•188 days ago

This is just soooooo sweet.

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schloko.bsky.social•188 days ago

Ohhhh the karma 🌟

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clarkaliciouss.bsky.social•188 days ago

I just LOVE that for him.

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quirkytreeshrew.bsky.social•188 days ago

Thus is beautiful😊

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kennarhi.bsky.social•188 days ago

On a side note:
That doesn’t cover the total of his debts. Wherever he goes to work, his salary will be docked….

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bmike3030.bsky.social•188 days ago

Lol

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kpm496.bsky.social•188 days ago

Why do all these assholes look alike, Rogan, Dana White, Jones, Dr. Evil, etc?!

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mzmoo.bsky.social•188 days ago

So glad for this!

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whirlygirl2024.bsky.social•188 days ago

For the kids at Sandy Hook.

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idontbackdown.bsky.social•188 days ago

He is a big crybaby.

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sweetooth1.bsky.social•188 days ago

Trump told us who he is & lots more snakes around...
"I saved you,"...
"And you've bit me even, why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in"...
https://youtu.be/2Vjfw7UHl_E

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deceptio.bsky.social•188 days ago

Cry me a river. He’s such a piece of shit

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gwenusian.bsky.social•188 days ago

Now that’s funny.

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barbaraann1959.bsky.social•187 days ago

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barbaraann1959.bsky.social•187 days ago

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rovermac.bsky.social•188 days ago

Justice meet Poetic. Too funny.

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ctyankee007.bsky.social•188 days ago

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disbrides.bsky.social•187 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's vexed. Well played Onion ❤️

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jojomari.bsky.social•188 days ago

That’s what Karma looks like deal with it

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doxi0wn3d.bsky.social•188 days ago

Kudos to Ben Collins

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rarejulze.bsky.social•188 days ago

Me toooooo!!!!

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spicyzam.bsky.social•188 days ago

Oh, wait!!!! This is REAL!!!! Like real-REAL! I thought it was an Onion ha, ha funny joke. But YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT THAT!!!! LFG!!!! Gawd I LOVE KARMA!!!!

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latifrons.bsky.social•187 days ago

This vile puke.

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latifrons.bsky.social•188 days ago

Begone, Satan!

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monabella.bsky.social•188 days ago

Even if the post is relevant. Even if its true. Something stinks when there is an Invalid Handle

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abu5217.bsky.social•188 days ago

And now you look fine. I think BSky may be having some growing pains today.

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abu5217.bsky.social•188 days ago

Something's broken, because *you* show as an invalid handle

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monabella.bsky.social•187 days ago

Got it

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tinanyb.bsky.social•188 days ago

Bluesky is having some technical issues today. We should all be patient with things marked Invalid Handle. It's a glitch.

Please be patient. Bluesky is growing sooooo quickly. Give them time to work and accommodate all of us.

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monabella.bsky.social•188 days ago

Why are you posting Invalid Handle here? Lets delete and block all the fake/invalid posts.

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