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The checked swing doesn't seem to exist in MLB anymore. It's always a strike. Guys throw 105 you gotta start your motion before the pitcher comes to the plate. Did the batter offer at the ball or just cross some arbitrary line?

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Don't forget Lee Greenwood and his catalog of hit.

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“For too long, we’ve sacrificed combat readiness in the name of inclusivity, ignoring the fact that there are innate differences between a Hank and a male Tracy,” said Gen. Doug H. Sandoval theonion.com/u-s-mil...

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No one gives someone a $400 million dollar jet for free without expecting anything in return. Be serious.

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*Joe Jackson Night #reds

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Trump is Philip Tattaglia

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Al hasn't looked into health insurance because Al wants to die before he has this conversation again

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Why do the Braves' right field seats look like the Teams display nobody ever uses twice?

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Wait, what? Fred Mertz is the Chancellor of Germany? www.nbcnews.com/world/europe...

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Definitely not a cult

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Currently in my top two favorite billionaires. Spoiler: Short list

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Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

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I hate to correct you but It's pronounced Collaborator University

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SWMBO: You're getting home late. What happened? Me: That is a tale which will be told in a series of potentially cathartic, possibly entertaining rants in approximately checks watch two beers.

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The Art of the Squeal (tm)

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Hahahahaha

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A miracle? www.outkick.com/betting/nick...

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👊

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Superhero parody phase: Superbob and Mystery Men in the bag. Next stop The Return of Captain Invincible. Others?

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Couple in this Medicare Advantage commercial about to throw hands over Part C benefits.

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Turn those machines back on!

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I suggest everyone become very, very familiar with this piece by law Professor @david.noll.org. I suspect you will be referring to it often. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/if-t...

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There is no such thing as "allergy season" in my world. It's just a question of what allergy is in season this week.

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Any Democratic politician who doesn't understand Nayib Bukele's grave offense against the sovereignty of the American people and constitutional order and say as much publicly should have no future in elected office. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/bukel...

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Why aren't we talking about annexing El Salvador? I mean, think about all that beautiful beachfront property!

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Oh my Guinness!

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He appoints some to cabinet positions

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The United States needs the Heard and McDonald Islands for ... NATIONAL SECURITY! That's it. National security!

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I guess Trump was the real panican all along

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The top five egg producers own roughly half of all U.S. laying hens. The biggest of those corporations is Cal-Maine, which just announced quarterly profits of $509 million — more than 3x what it made a year ago. Corporate concentration + bird flu = a price-hiking free for all.

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Sir Robin ran away