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lowqualityfacts.bsky.social • 126 days ago

Terrifying.

Mitochondria mutiny~

What is it when you wake up and your brain is still paralyzed as in MAGA?

😂

and i thought it was the weed

couch lock - guess it migrates to the bed?

i do love beddy-bye time

I like streaming weird shows first. Much better with a little plant enhancement

i hit the bong and fade to black

I wish they would exercise me instead.

Well could they do something more interesting than freezing me up? What are they stupid?

And if you drink raw milk - doubly terrifying.

How am I gonna sleep now that I know this?

The bacteria living in your brain is called encephalitis and you wouldn't have a sleep paralysis but a death paralysis. 🤣

A doctor told this to RFK jr once

His doctor, or was it the worm talking?

That's Doctor Brainworm, you philistine! He didn't spend 8 years studying and living on neuron flavor ramen to be called simply worm! 😆

That absolutely would not surprise me

Now how am I going to sleep with this swimming around in my head?

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