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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Diveblues Handheld Turbo Fan. If I owned this company I'd convince Trump to buy millions of them, saying if you strap them all together it can cancel out a hurricane. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DTHK5RS...

submitted 27 minutes ago • 2 comments

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

submitted 1 hour ago • 8 comments

The human body works in strange and miraculous ways.

submitted 2 hours ago • 8 comments

We made a comic about Q-tips.

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

This is why cops will offer suspects peanut butter in interrogation rooms.

submitted 5 hours ago • 17 comments

It's still too soon.

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

That's some poor planning.

submitted 7 hours ago • 9 comments

Today's Low Quality Ad is for these Vegetable Brush Scrubbers. They may look cute, but forcing vegetables to clean other vegetables is a slippery slope to class warfare. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSQXS66...

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

You can't out pizza the Hut.

submitted 9 hours ago • 13 comments

I am now the proud owner of a Tesla Cybertruck. Drove over a puddle and only three of the doors have begun to rust. A butterfly flew into the windshield, which created severe cracks but it did NOT break. Pre-installed GPS app provides directions to my nearest ketamine dealer. Well worth the $100k.

submitted 10 hours ago • 23 comments

That makes sense.

submitted 11 hours ago • 6 comments

Australia is a crazy place.

submitted 13 hours ago • 12 comments

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Arboleaf Smart Food Kitchen Scale. I follow a very strict diet, so I use this every day to measure out three ounces of blueberries, five ounces of kale, and nine pounds of mozzarella sticks. www.amazon.com/dp/B096MC3JH...

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

submitted 23 hours ago • 20 comments

Wow, that's a lot of data.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Smart.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

I somehow never knew this.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Please support my Patreon with a measly dollar so I can continue to write my silly little facts. You'll feel like a medieval king throwing coins or onions at a dancing court jester. I do not know how jesters were paid. It could have been in onions. www.patreon.com/lowqualityfa...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the iRobot Roomba 205 Robot Vacuum, on sale for 38% off. I have warned you before and I will warn you again, befriend a robot before they wage war on humanity. It is the only way to be spared by our future mechanical overlords. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DX6N28N...

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

That blows my mind.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

That explains a lot.

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

Thousands of first graders were jailed for being communist sympathizers.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

Wow.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Wolf Tactical Weighted Vest. I wear mine while I lie on the couch and watch 30 Rock. It's made me into the man I am today. www.amazon.com/dp/B08BX64ZS...

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I hope she's able to buy some now.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

It's my favorite meal of the day.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

That blows my mind.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

I hate submarines now.

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

We made a comic about drinking.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Openhahaha Cat Makeup Bag. I can't tell if the cat craves the makeup or if being stuffed with makeup day by day is an eternal punishment to him, like Sisyphus being condemned to endlessly roll a boulder up a hill. www.amazon.com/dp/B0CRKM5GV...

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I never would have guessed.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

That's so interesting.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Nature is crazy.

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

Wow, I never knew that.

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Petlsay Light Up Dog Collar. It's great if you're afraid you'll lose your dog at night, or if your canine companion just wants to party. Dogs love a good rave. www.amazon.com/dp/B0CWS5CK1...

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Nature is crazy.

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

Wise words from a wise man.

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

Poor Brian.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

That's crazy.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

I wish they showed this in 300.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Those were simpler times.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Ask Me About My Manatee Flip Shirt. It's a great conversation starter, if you want to have a very brief conversation that begins with "What's up with the manatee?" and ends with "Oh haha, that's a manatee alright". www.amazon.com/dp/B0DWCDD49...

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Oh, so that's why I can't pronounce any of them.

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

Going there is on my bucket list.

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

RFK Jr.'s FDA chief wants paraplegics to wear running shoes instead of using wheelchairs. www.the-express.com/news/politic...

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

That's crazy.

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Koviet Reverse Osmosis Water Filter. Osmosis naturally runs north to south, but this machine reverses the osmosis's flow. It's the greatest scientific breakthrough since Sir Isaac Newton invented gravity. www.amazon.com/dp/B0D1YDYF5...

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Incredible.

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

I'd love to never read that.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments