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Wow, that's really long.

submitted 28 minutes ago • 5 comments

Despicable.

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

Legend has it the bird technically declared war on Denmark.

submitted 3 hours ago • 7 comments

That's crazy.

submitted 4 hours ago • 8 comments

That blows my mind.

submitted 5 hours ago • 13 comments

That's crazy.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cigar Squeaky Toy. This is cute, but be aware that cigar toys can be a gateway toy for dogs. My corgi is sadly addicted to meth pipe squeaky toys now. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DMPNP6D...

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

This is why a lot of men wear stilts under their jeans.

submitted 8 hours ago • 8 comments

Uh oh.

submitted 9 hours ago • 4 comments

UPDATE: The number is now 916. What do we want? A bigger number! When do we want it? Big! gofund.me/711f1548

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

A lot of people don't pick up on this.

submitted 12 hours ago • 14 comments

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Light Up Guitar Pick Holder. A guitar pick holder that looks like a guitar? Now I've seen everything. Literally everything. This is the last thing I had not seen. I have been searching for it for milennia. www.amazon.com/dp/B0F3VN9V2...

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Incredible.

submitted 23 hours ago • 4 comments

I somehow never knew this.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

We made a comic about pumpkin spice.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I don't hate it.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

That's helpful to know.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Cool.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Induction Nonstick Frying Pan. Please note that this is a nonstick pan, meaning that it is not a stick. It is a pan. www.amazon.com/dp/B08BC4XYY...

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

This needs to be an amendment.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Very impressive.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

UPDATE: The number is now 911. The number is over 900, just like that Dragonball Z meme. gofund.me/711f1548

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Sounds about right.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Inflatable Birthday Cake. There's an old Nebraskan tradition where on your birthday you blow into this inflatable cake one time for each year old you are. If the cake pops, that means this will be your last birthday. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSVV8SK...

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

It's just science.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

I wish they didn't rename it.

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

That makes sense.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Please let me know what you think of the scene if George lets you watch it.

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

That blows my mind.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

He was so talented.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Misty Forest Shower Curtain. Mist is my favorite weather condition. Here's my top 3: 1. Misty 2. Sunny with one little cloud that is not blocking the sun but just chilling up in the sky. 3. Sharknado www.amazon.com/dp/B0C7VT8MQ...

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

This is what the film The Lighthouse is about.

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

UPDATE: The number is now 899. The next time it gets bigger I will say "The number is over 900, just like that Dragonball Z meme, and then some nerd will say "Actually that's over 9,000, not over 900" and I will say "oh okay". gofund.me/711f1548

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It's important to get your potassium.

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

Nature is crazy.

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the ecoZen Travel Pillow and Eye Mask. It's advertised as a corgi. I think it looks like a shiba inu. One of you freaks will probably try to argue it's a red panda. www.amazon.com/dp/B0CCSRG1V...

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

UPDATE: The number is now 880. It is big, but it has the potential to be so much bigger. If everyone in the world contributes just one dollar to the number, then the number could grow to become 8 trillion. Amazing. gofund.me/711f1548

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Surgeries had to be scheduled around nap time.

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

That blows my mind.

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

Wow, that's so interesting.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

It must be so hard to choose when to do it.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

We made a comic about a magician.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Dracowave Microwave Cleaner. If you don't think it would be fun to have a cute little dragon hotboxing in your microwave then I simply do not want to be your friend. www.amazon.com/dp/B0D5BKCKM...

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

I wonder if they're in Hell now.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

I always wondered why giraffe tastes the best.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Investor: Your AI company sounds very impressive. Are you open to investments? Giant man who suspiciously resembles 700 Indian engineers in a trench coat: Yes.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Smart.

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Polesnow Hidden Camera Detector. Take this anywhere you think people might be spying on you. Your job, Airbnbs, luxury jumbo jets given to you for free by Qatar, etc. www.amazon.com/dp/B0CLJ5SP3...

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments