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ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social • 21 days ago

Is the creek ok?

Reposted from Eric Lipton NYT

Kennedy Swims in Washington Creek That Flows With Sewage and Bacteria www.nytimes.com/2025/05/12/u...

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davestewart1969.bsky.social•20 days ago

Did he kiss 47 on the mouth afterward? A person can hope.

vinylexile.bsky.social•21 days ago

And I hope he gets sick and dies

glennobx.bsky.social•21 days ago

It's full of worms now.

nicedrewishfella.bsky.social•21 days ago

His brain worm enjoyed spending time with it's family

moonhippo.bsky.social•21 days ago

Dirty Creek Gets Dirtier…

finddignity.bsky.social•21 days ago

It gets dumber and dumber. Imagine any other job where you’d say this and get shrugs. “How was your weekend Joe?”…”I took the grandkids to swim in sewage”.

jb.caustic.org•21 days ago

Gonna be hard to clean up, especially since the EPA is getting gutted.

deadinside40.bsky.social•21 days ago

I mean it explains a lot of his behavior.

warnercrocker.bsky.social•21 days ago

🤣

ettinger.bsky.social•21 days ago

It's being checked for STIs and brain worms.

woenellie.bsky.social•21 days ago

Best take ever. 🫡

moronthislater.bsky.social•21 days ago

It's not a coincidence that he decided to douse himself with piss and shit cologne the day before getting together with Trump. He wanted to smell like the boss.

joewv.bsky.social•21 days ago

He’s a grown ass man who takes off his shoes and clothes and jumps in a small creek. Maybe when you 10 years but holy shit that’s some weird behavior. I wouldn’t do that even if it’s clean.

stevepuma.bsky.social•21 days ago

E. Coli is very worried about catching RFK Jr.

markf17.bsky.social•21 days ago

You beat me to it.

mbayayangu.bsky.social•21 days ago

Nope. Its infested with brain worms

red-foremans-foot.bsky.social•21 days ago

Beat me to it.

bigallev.bsky.social•21 days ago

Sure, now!

crashinator.bsky.social•21 days ago

whatsthatsound.bsky.social•21 days ago

just going back to his home

ellev1122.bsky.social•21 days ago

After starving to death, his brain worm is returned to its final resting place. Thoughts and prayers. 🪱 🙏

fluxnomad.bsky.social•21 days ago

Heh heh

tonnielles.bsky.social•21 days ago

It was crystal clear before he got there and contaminated it.

vozor.bsky.social•20 days ago

Can he do it everyday?

nmche56.bsky.social•21 days ago

To quote a good friend of mine:

Now we have the Toxic Avenger as health secretary.

xombiekitty.bsky.social•21 days ago

Don't disparage Toxie like that! 😸

nmche56.bsky.social•21 days ago

Personally, I call him Emil Antonowsky from RoboCop.

…after the toxic waste bath

papahrf.bsky.social•21 days ago

I hear it contracted a Drain Worm

junggravy.bsky.social•21 days ago

qtipwantstoknow.bsky.social•20 days ago

Thank you. I needed this laugh

ofmermaids.bsky.social•21 days ago

Make America shitty again!

sparkyl.bsky.social•21 days ago

Somebody was stupid enough to let him back indoors after his performance in "Schitt's Creek:DC?"

Did anyone make sure he took a thorough shower? Even better would've been to have HAZMAT scrub him down.

He seems to have the mind of a serial killer, just like #OrangeMenace. Mob vendetta much?