We need a Disney Princess who’s going through menopause. - ThreadSky

ocala-old-guy.bsky.social•4 days ago

Better yet, a pissed off older lady that has had it, very deadly.

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fleurdelisa27.bsky.social•4 days ago

YESSSS

And I have ideas.
They’re pretty much all rage filled so…

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broadminded.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ursula babe.

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azulitasola.bsky.social•4 days ago

I recommend Lady Sybil Ramkin of Ankh-Morpork. Seems about the right age, mostly sensible, kind to animals, & a great believer in social mobility.

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ydoyouask.bsky.social•4 days ago

That was Ursula in the Little Mermaid, I’m pretty sure. She was probably delightful before the hormone swings kicked in.

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craftmode7.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'd love to see a great Disney movie about a band of knights, made up of all genders. Disney tried on Nimona, but then they chickened out.

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missy-ubermom.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’d like to submit myself for the role. I haven’t stopped sweating in 12 years.🔥🔥🔥😂

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bevbrandt.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’m actually kind of an Ursula fan. She just needs a crown.

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jacquiweeks.bsky.social•4 days ago

I think were rep’d by Queen Grimhilde until we get some female writers

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pleather-face.bsky.social•4 days ago

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pithypants.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’d prefer a superhero, but I guess the Flash is already taken…

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jstbkind.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣😂

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julieokie.bsky.social•4 days ago

Me! Bitch princess. Lol.

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sweetcandeegirl.bsky.social•4 days ago

That's all the evil Queens, Stepmother. what the hell else...we see, right? (sez the cranky ol' lady)

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gerstkitty.bsky.social•4 days ago

Pretty sure she was going thru it

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happypancake.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Princess of Wails.

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ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social•3 days ago

Update: I will be writing this movie and reaching out to Queen Kristin Chenoweth for the starring role.

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snarkytwin.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’d watch the hell out of that

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eveseyfried.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m just happy someone credited you for once

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craftmode7.bsky.social•3 days ago

Of course! She was a great Maleficent in The Descendants!

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maplegeekette.bsky.social•3 days ago

As is only the true way. Most excellent!

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ehowell.bsky.social•3 days ago

And I will pay to come see this movie...more than once

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kristileequeen.bsky.social•3 days ago

yes PLEASE 🙏🏼 to all of it!

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gayerthanthou.bsky.social•3 days ago

I will buy a ticket to see this movie right now without knowing anything else about it.

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vanfirth.bsky.social•3 days ago

OMG

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tibbi.bsky.social•3 days ago

Any studio making it will make Sinners money.

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michfisher.bsky.social•3 days ago

OMFG TAKE MY MONEY!

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susrn7006.bsky.social•3 days ago

I second that emotion

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vincefil.bsky.social•3 days ago

Make
This
HAPPEN!

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herderofcats.bsky.social•2 days ago

As a fellow Okie and woman of a certain age, I fully support this!

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kimberleelynn.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can I just stand in the background so I can be a part of this blockbuster?

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cathloveheart.bsky.social•3 days ago

Perfect! Good luck!
❤️😉❤️😂❤️

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ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social•4 days ago

A Disney movie starring all the cool matriarchs where they teach naive teenage princesses witchcraft and not to change themselves for any man.

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discoballlife.bsky.social•4 days ago

Bringing the #WDNC Club energy!

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jennmill.bsky.social•4 days ago

Fairy dogmothers (and magical cat ladies)

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anubisthejackal.bsky.social•4 days ago

Get the writers who managed to get Disney to greenlight a "kid's movie" about racism using animals.

(Zootopia)

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foxyknitter.bsky.social•4 days ago

I would watch the heck out of that movie.

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bigtotoro.bsky.social•4 days ago

Except that bitch that cast out Bruno. She can fuck straight off. Pretty sure Grandmother Willow would hate her anyway.

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ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social•4 days ago

I only left her out bc Pocahontas is a problematic movie to say the least.

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bigtotoro.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yep. I kind of haven't revisited for that reason.

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morgoth136.bsky.social•4 days ago

Drop Abella and you got a cast

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cathloveheart.bsky.social•4 days ago

That's perfect. 😉❤️

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oinumpty.bsky.social•4 days ago

Please! Yes!

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thepoisongarden.bsky.social•4 days ago

This kind of describes the film Gretel & Hansel 😅

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acmeleader.bsky.social•4 days ago

Amen!!!!

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christosilvia.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'm pretty sure that's Maleficent

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alfoote3.bsky.social•4 days ago

Do you want to build a snow man?

YES! I will press my face into the snow!!!!

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maofdestruction.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’ll lie down in it & people can pile snow on top of me. Horizontal snow lady. Keep piling it on as my hot flashes melt the snow around me.

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apendo.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣OMG! Can I 💖this post twice? 🤣
👸🏼

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browwiw.bsky.social•4 days ago

You ever read Merlin Stone's "When God Was A Woman"? It came out in '78, so the archaeology is dated but her interpretations are sound. Snakes and Trees all the way down.

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dyhrdmet.bsky.social•3 days ago

I like the idea

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catstaggs.bsky.social•4 days ago

*clears throat*

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kladdagh.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ahem...

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waynespotting.bsky.social•3 days ago

Frozen Eggs

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swoozey56.bsky.social•4 days ago

She’s here! It’s @justbeingmelani on Instagram and her WDNC club - We Do Not Care!

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villanelletv.bsky.social•4 days ago

OMG this is amazinnng thank you for sharing this I am howling

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justbreathe0507.bsky.social•4 days ago

Princess Hotflash

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mapchick.bsky.social•4 days ago

And she needs a posse of bitchy no nonsense friends.

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tatertahts.bsky.social•4 days ago

Only relatable Disney character to what I’m dealing with hormone wise these days… 😂😩

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tymo214.bsky.social•4 days ago

A woman who is simply fucking over it and not afraid to tell her sister the queen where to stick her official duties

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charlieusually.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'm currently reading the comment section through tears I'm laughing so hard. The struggle is real 😭

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haras-ma-i.bsky.social•4 days ago

Some of them definitely are by now though right? Ariel def is

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tanujdeora.bsky.social•4 days ago

I would hope they all make it that far.

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kevdog.bsky.social•4 days ago

Those are most of the Disney Villains. I mean, Maleficent?

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miklextic.bsky.social•4 days ago

Princess Nonna

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dc-mitzvah-girl.bsky.social•4 days ago

She can be both villain and hero

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1912fenway.bsky.social•4 days ago

Is it possible for her to be voiced by Leslie Mann?

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asinevie.bsky.social•4 days ago

I volunteer as tribute!

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msstma.bsky.social•3 days ago

That would be a queen.

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robertsjg.bsky.social•4 days ago

Here I am! 🤣

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pensivetoker.bsky.social•4 days ago

It has to be Elsa… bringing the ice for every woman’s hot flashes with zero fucks to give.

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jacysonne.bsky.social•4 days ago

One that has zero fu@ks to give, and her spirit animals are a fiesty chihuahua, a large German shepherd with the most attitude, a black cat, and an eagle.

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