So many

Cut the roof of my mouth open with a spoon by jumping on the bed (5)

Tore my lip open by going over the bars of a seesaw (7)

Fell over a hoover (broke foot)

Fell off a pair of trainers that were too big for me (sprained ankle)

Many straightening iron injuries
Reposted from Dasha
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.

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