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Multiple cat owner, Welsh learner, hater. She/her. It's a photo of a terrifying seal Christmas decoration. Don't talk to me or my son (also a seal) ever again πŸ–€πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸ¦ˆπŸ¦­πŸ‘πŸΉπŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ–€
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Woken up my sciatica, spent some time being horrible to some nasty old women blaming a child for getting mauled by a dog

Tfw when your huge straw rooster is overlooked 🀬🀬🀬

Buy and ruin things loved by people I don't like

πŸ’•Felt really rubbish just now but wasn't sure why ust realised I haven't eaten yet today, love existing πŸ’•

An extremely poignant piece that explores the fragility of our childhood dreams; the bright colours and softness of the ladybird in contrast to the dull colour of its surroundings Mixed Media: ladybird rocking horse, foliage, big bins, tarmac

So many Cut the roof of my mouth open with a spoon by jumping on the bed (5) Tore my lip open by going over the bars of a seesaw (7) Fell over a hoover (broke foot) Fell off a pair of trainers that were too big for me (sprained ankle) Many straightening iron injuries

Haven't seen many animal based mascots lately, is this something else the woke mob have ruined

Please enjoy this picture of Emma having a lovely time over half term 4 years ago

When you want to beef but you're not really committed to it

Blocking a hotel sink with sick Complaining about sexual harassment Being hungover (Separate occasions)

"Water based cooking" someone put these berks out of their misery...

Regret to inform everyone that bread washing has gone mainstream Alt text always disappears, it's someone washing a stalr baguette,baking it and eating it