notenoughcrows.bsky.social
π¨This is now an indigestion and sciatica hate account; stomach acids etc dni π«π¨
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It's a photo of a terrifying seal Christmas decoration. Don't talk to me or my son (also a seal) ever again
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Just imagined a man referring to himself as The Banter Bulldog(ge) and I hate him π€¬π€¬π€¬
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I'm wondering whether some of it's the wife in a cishet marriage having a serious health issue and re-evaluating whether she wanted to stay married rather than purely men dumping their sick wives
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It's so depressing that there's always a few candidates π©
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Being around for Misogyny Dave's first appearance on the TL is the mark of the real Bluesky elder (think of this post every time I'm forced to interact with irl Misogyny Daves)π«‘π«‘π«‘
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It's going to be wild when I eventually get dementia
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Proper British tea π«‘π¬π§π
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I think it's a mix of the crap WiFi here, and having to use zoom on a browser for nebulous ~security reasons~ (luckily switching my camera off has made it a bit more stable, and I can carry on eating)
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Been listening to them quite a lot lately π«‘π«‘π«‘
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Yeah same, first liquid was ok but I was heaving getting the second one down
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Hope it goes well, still traumatised from the bowel prep back in Jan π©
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Really winds me up when I see it - it's vile behaviour to blame an 8 year old just for existing in public
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I'd have rather been asleep but glad these victim.blaming horrors will have something unpleasant to wake up to π
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*horse
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It's so much better without it, sacked it off months ago
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It makes a change from incredibly old people making peach cream cakes, abandoned dogs being sad about their birthday
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Some of us are built different - I made a house out of onions as a warning before I burnt everyone's houses down
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"God bless I love it"
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When I was younger I made a beaded pigeon. Unfortunately nobody liked it or the birthday cakes with peach cream filling I made as part of my baking journey and that's why I'm so incredibly unpleasant now
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I'm really old, how am I still so bad at the basics of living
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Think he's deactivated
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Going to get all the angry retired people in on blocking the bad nerds in their bunkers
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I hope he's crying into a bag of expired wagon wheels every night
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Wonder if someone's pissed on it or something
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Love that bag design π₯
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Wondering whether spicy popcorn could/should be a thing now
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Burned my legs dropping a tray of soup at the old people's home
Cracked a rotten egg and was so disgusted by the smell that I dragged my hand over an open tin and shredded it
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Proper hard digestive system π«‘π«‘π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπππ
(Not being defeated by foreign bodies (6 eggs))
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He's liked other stupid things - Mighty Boosh (first and second series only), flight of the conchords etc
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Nice! (Although didn't you break a toilet last time you had loads of eggs? Unless that was someone else) π«‘π«‘π«‘
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There's a charity shop near me called Farplace, whenever I go in I always end up singing Darkplace Darkplace Darkplace to mysey
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I need a rewatch as well, might as well wait for the child to be old enough
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β€οΈβπ₯β€οΈβπ₯Hating everyone and everything β€οΈβπ₯β€οΈβπ₯
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Weirdly men who actually smelled bad weren't criticised for it!
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Oh god, pretty much all of these for me as well π©