Trump is posthumously pardoning Jeffrey Dahmer, Claiming Dahmer’s victims “shouldn’t have covered themselves in barbecue sauce” - ThreadSky

titusnation.bsky.social • 126 days ago

Trump is posthumously pardoning Jeffrey Dahmer, Claiming Dahmer’s victims “shouldn’t have covered themselves in barbecue sauce”

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dustybiscuits.bsky.social•126 days ago

Bro thank you for this

tinab12.bsky.social•126 days ago

The orange felon is certifiable. He is a joke. Cut him off at the knees. What a shameful period in your history. A 34 x convicted felon imbecile I'm charge of the richest country. What a nightmare

mattevansc3.bsky.social•126 days ago

I’m still only 60/40 on that being a joke and not a real thing he did and said.

nuancesystems.com•126 days ago

Seems like almost every time I say to my self "haha, that's batshit crazy, no way he said that, this person is pulling my leg," I'm wrong.

ob1moroney.bsky.social•126 days ago

Chris, why did they have to be so delicious?

estarasanatani.bsky.social•126 days ago

Gods, I half believed you until you hit barbecue sauce, that's how bad it is

compwastaken.bsky.social•126 days ago

Interesting, from what I know about Mango Mussolini I didn't believe until the barbeque sauce

trainerjb.bsky.social•126 days ago

Titus. I love ya, man, but you can't do these kinda jokes right now because I 100% believe the tangerine tyrant would do it.

an0mander.bsky.social•126 days ago

Oh I dunno, he already pardoned Hannibal Lector he's good guy in all.

lionsnation.bsky.social•126 days ago

That damned hickory smoke is irresistible.

ionblitz.bsky.social•126 days ago

Is it weird that I kinda have to Google this for accuracy or comedy? Because in this current world, this claim could be true? 😮‍💨

davidskinker.bsky.social•125 days ago

I wonder when Musk is going to come out with Soylent Green as a solution to many of his problems?

idreamofentropy.bsky.social•126 days ago

Buddy, I'm too high for this. It's almost believable at this point.

ericamoss.bsky.social•126 days ago

He's going to pardon the late great Hannibal Lecter first, and then the legendary Alphonse Capone, scarface they called him.

theroadscroller.bsky.social•126 days ago

"If people aren't food, then why do severed heads fit so neatly in a freezer?"

sirswizzlestick.bsky.social•126 days ago

As long as it was sweet baby rays

alicesmokestoomuch.bsky.social•126 days ago

I don't like I had to Google if this was a thing that man keeps getting crazier

agatemom.bsky.social•126 days ago

I want to stop using Google as well. I'm switching to MapQuest.

stanzman.bsky.social•126 days ago

You aint right lol

hay-for-tttt.bsky.social•126 days ago

a proper use of weaponized comedy.

cienanos.bsky.social•126 days ago

I bet you Jeffrey wouldn’t have the stomach to eat trump. Even he has standards.

lilybubbles310.bsky.social•126 days ago

If not food, why food shaped?

sbowman74.bsky.social•123 days ago

He needs that sauce for his stupid face

jwwicks.bsky.social•125 days ago

delmonteconte.bsky.social•126 days ago

“If you don’t like my friends, try the vegetables .”

kjme12.bsky.social•126 days ago

I wouldn't put it past him.

onlygetbetter.bsky.social•126 days ago

It's the mindset of the rapist, blame the victim.

owleye2010.bsky.social•125 days ago

Damn near had me there, Titus! Don't scare us like that.

cranebear67.bsky.social•125 days ago

I feel the need to do something peaceful and waiting for one little for land or 2 for by sea at the golden ballroom? Any thoughts LOL

giantrick.bsky.social•126 days ago

Goddamn it, Titus, this is too close to the realm of possibility. You had me scared that somehow this nightmare had gotten worse

robotblue.bsky.social•126 days ago

They were asking for it through the way they dressed he was heard saying

bobthejimifan.bsky.social•126 days ago

Shit, the state of the world, I didn't know this was a joke until I reread the word "barbecue sauce" a minimum of 3 times.

thejoatmon.bsky.social•126 days ago

I had to make sure this wasn’t true. This is where we are

scotrekw2ts.bsky.social•126 days ago

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