OH THERE JUST HAPPENS TO BE A FUCKING ANTIQUE CRICKET BAT NO ONE'S EVER NOTICED BEFORE BELONGING TO A FUCKING VETERAN THEY'VE NEVER MENTIONED BEFORE AND JUST DISCOVERED LYING AROUND, DOES THERE?! #TheArchers - ThreadSky

mattukernow.bsky.social • 19 days ago

OH THERE JUST HAPPENS TO BE A FUCKING ANTIQUE CRICKET BAT NO ONE'S EVER NOTICED BEFORE BELONGING TO A FUCKING VETERAN THEY'VE NEVER MENTIONED BEFORE AND JUST DISCOVERED LYING AROUND, DOES THERE?! #TheArchers

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johannas.bsky.social•19 days ago

🤣😂
#TheArchers

singleaspect.bsky.social•18 days ago

😂

asteroidchick.bsky.social•19 days ago

#TheArchers

walbury2024.bsky.social•19 days ago

Of course there is. With more use of a coincidence than Thomas Hardy ever dreamed of…… #thearchers

eggstone.bsky.social•18 days ago

#TheArchers

chriswmanx.bsky.social•18 days ago

That and opting to move in to a titchy house with only one bathroom between 7 people. Credibility stretched so far it's just snapped.

tallahopper.bsky.social•19 days ago

Wasn't the cricket pavilion rebuilt 20 or 30 years ago? Did they move the antique bat stuck under a seat into it? This demands a suspension of disbelief beyond the usual batshit crazy storylines. ##TheArchers

eggstone.bsky.social•18 days ago

My thoughts exactly!
#TheArchers

appleandroidapp.bsky.social•18 days ago

I’m only surprised it wasn’t found in an unknown spare bedroom, or on a parcel of land previously unmentioned by anyone. Guess it’s just the Universe manifesting. 🙄 #TheArchers

bernadette1.bsky.social•19 days ago

And your point is? #TheArchers

chrisworthing.bsky.social•19 days ago

Mrs Matt needs to apply a cold compress to Matt's fevered brow

johannas.bsky.social•19 days ago

Lol 😂😆
#TheArchers

rosietay.bsky.social•16 days ago

#Dumteedum When Alice came back from visiting Kate (in her gap year) she collected up all the old rubbish sports equipment to send to South Africa. They replaced it with all new stuff for the village, instead of fund raising for SA. Swine. Bat would have been a gonner.