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Arboriculturist in Cornwall. Mostly here for #TheArchers. You've been warned.
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Amber seems rude, aggressive, unreasonable... Do we know anyone else like that, Emma? #PagingDrFreud #TheArchers

I hate to say this, but... I agree with Emma. #TheArchers

I'm also interested to know how George got a girlfriend. Regardless of prison. #TheArchers

How did he say it?

Six in Birmingham. One of Enid Blyton's lesser known books. #TheArchers

George has got a surprise. Toilet wine? #TheArchers

How long has nob-flap got left to service of his sentence? #TheArchers

Caught the end of the shouty R4 comedy, so I'm here and I'm annoyed. #TheArchers

Monster fishing vessels are hoovering up whole ecosystems in UK waters that are supposed to be protected. I just signed a petition calling on the new government to save our seas from destructive fishing, by banning supertrawlers in UK Marine Protected Areas. Will you join me? act.gp/3B9jU74

Regardless of the circumstances... WHY WOULD YOU ASK LYNDA?! #TheArchers

"We'd need Ed." Said no one ever. #TheArchers

Didn't Dross reform for the Burns wedding? #TheArchers

Harrison can't get personally involved. There's always a first time, I guess. #TheArchers

They want to employ Joy. Joy wants them to employ her. They have already worked with Joy. Now they have to have an interview. Am I missing something? #TheArchers

Fallon saddens me. She used to be so interesting and full of hopes and dreams, now Ambridge has ground her down to this. #TheArchers

Pip, the thinking your needy ship has very much sailed. #TheArchers

Second breakfast. That explains Rosie. #TheArchers

For work earlier today, I marked some trees with spray paint or, as the government would say, committed an act of terrorism.