mattukernow.bsky.social
Arboriculturist in Cornwall. Mostly here for #TheArchers. You've been warned.
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The police don't serve the public. They serve the powerful. Fuck the poor and needy.
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Nob-end.
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WHAT?!
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I was on the Barbican earlier and saw this. It was so stupidly big and I was looking at it thinking, surely there are cheaper ways to announce to the world that you have a tiny penis.
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If someone signed off a message to me with 'bjs' this would not be my first thought...
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I have literally no idea. She was not a nice person.
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My brother in law used to have a girlfriend who claimed to be an influencer. Which as far as I could tell mostly consisted of sending softcore porn to creeps. #TheArchers
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Apparently, I'm most akin to a baby boomer.
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Think my favourite thing is to mush them with some mint, salt, garlic, and olive oil to make broad bean hummus.
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"I have nothing of interest to say but I'm going to say it at considerable length and without the binds of editing or narrative arc!"
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Isn't literally everyone a podcaster, apparently?
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It's a scam. They've been repeating the same episode every day for 17 years now.
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In fairness to R4, if you listen to 4extra you'll see that a large chuck of it has always been shite.
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Brian: Bring me my duelling cravat!
#TheArchers
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Well that's me told.
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No one under 60, I believe.
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Hope so. Remind me how that ended...
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True.
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Emma's a millennial. Amber will be gen z. #TheArchers
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Swastika?
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I heard two minutes and considered jumping out the window. #TheArchers
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In what context? Biblical? 30 pieces of silver?
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Yes, I can only think of popular racist Mark Wahlberg aka Marky Mark.
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True.
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I have no recollection of being a teenager but I feel like it was pretty miserable.
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I once saw someone throw up in the hood of a jacket someone was wearing without them noticing. I often wonder how they found out.
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If he has an Xbox or whatever it is nowadays, you can buy vouchers for those to... download... stuff... or something.
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I wouldn't say I find him annoying. I find both him and Fallon chronically boring. #TheArchers
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I had an angry message from a friend a few years ago because apparently I'd drunkenly told his Alexa to set an alarm for 3am on a weekday.
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And *still* wants the job!