"And they called me, said 'sir, the President of the US is on the line.' I said 'who?' Then I made them wait 2 hours. Then I answered, and here comes the orange man, 'sir, president Putin sir, it is a honor talking to you, sir.'"
"we talked earlier, he said he was buying a Tesla and would be with me in a few mins. So I went to my indoor putting green, even though my short game is tremendous. Is Fox and Friends on yet?" /s 😏
Donnie waiting for his totally awesome see-through phone from 1994 to ring: He's just busy. He'll call when he gets a chance. He's super busy. He's got like a whole country to run. He'll call.
Three hours later, tears cutting through the orange makeup: He'll call.
Have some sympathy. We all remember that teenage angst of waiting for someone we are crushing on to call. They probably had to restock the tissue supply in the White House.
Well Putin was busy testing the windows of the Kremlin with some dissident because he was so concerned about all these "accidents" that have been happening during his regime.
Now he knows how Eric feels. 😂 *pssh* (You have contacted the office of Putin Regime. If you are enemy, press one. If you are propaganda machine, press 2. Otherwise, leave message.) *beep* "Hi Vlad, it's me, Donnie. I was just calling to see how you were. Did you like my post on Truth Social?"..
Putin doesn't have anything on Trump. That's worse. Trump's sympathies for Russia are genuine. Trump is a simpleton who doesn't grasp the rule of law or our system of government. He sees in Russia a white nation whose citizens are oppressed by an authoritarian kleptocrat. That resonates with him.
Donald Trump is starting off exactly the same way Adolf Hitler did. Let's just hope it ends the same way. With a group of hero nations banding together to stop a fascist dictator and a bunker scene.
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Putin made the president of the USA wait for two hours and the world knows it. Putin showed the world who was in charge. trump should not have been on the phone when Putin decided to pick up the line. He should have made Putin then wait for two hours. Our leader is a wimp when it comes to Putin.
At best, Trump will claim it’s Ukraine’s fault and end some of the Russian sanctions. At worst, Trump will claim its Ukraines fault and end all support of Ukraine.
Vlademort Putrid’s just following the dating advice of self-declared “alpha males”—“always use every opportunity to make sure your bitch knows her place.”
And he stuck around for it. That is a diplomatic smackdown. Consider that diplomatic language is so detailed that where a person stands in a photo sends a message. Trump is a joke.
No trump can't be humiliated because trump has no morals, no values, no ethics, no character. Trump has no redeeming qualities whatsoever trump is a rapist, racist, convicted felon treasonous traitor
Ooooh the bone spurs must be irritating Trump. The world now knows how much Putin wants peace in Ukraine. That 24 hours boast to end the war is going to haunt Trump to his grave....Futile. Failed. Fired.
I've seen extreme regret interviews from both the real author (ghost author) of The Art of the Deal and from the producer of The Apprentice. The latter expressed how many re-takes, cajoling, and creative editing it took to make Trump look competent.
"Oh, that 2 hrs...Putin was finishing up his golf game. He asked me, of course, if he could do so..& I said, no, no..I completely get it. Go right ahead, Mr Putin!"
Oh really? That must have hurt the orange shitface deeply 😂😝🤣
Imagine, thinking you are the most important person the planet has ever seen and being insulted like this by Putin! I wonder if he yelled at P like he would do if it was anyone else or he changed his diaper a few times more while waiting
I think he already felt horrible and mad after waiting for 5 minutes! He probably shut everyone around him out, pretending to be extremely busy with the most important stuff nobody has ever seen before and therefore probably being too late for his call with Putin himself 🙄
I love plays, this is one. Between KGB spymaster and his agent...- Remember exercises on the border= Invasion. Ships turn off I.D. = Cable cutting time. Everyone supports the military operation = 1,000,000 plus skedaddle out of Russiz...-
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it's first indication of NO Respect.
Prez to Prez it's ......you ain't SHIT
D-on-hold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNmiO3OMd0A
Three hours later, tears cutting through the orange makeup: He'll call.
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He's not my leader either.
"President Vladimir Putin age 72 years old had a 2 hour colonoscopy and caused the USA president to hold on the phone lines..."👿
Look, magas, your king is a beta male, soy-boy, cuck just like all of you.
#djt is definitely #putinspoodle
button was getting abused
while all of his staff was
greatly confused
#resist #barsnotwars
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I have information from a 'trusted source' the delay was to find a translator that could speak 5th grader to Drumpf.
Good dog!
He is cowed by Poot; always, though 😉 Sad.
Imagine, thinking you are the most important person the planet has ever seen and being insulted like this by Putin! I wonder if he yelled at P like he would do if it was anyone else or he changed his diaper a few times more while waiting