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John Fetterman was spotted having dinner on his wedding anniversary, not with his wife, but with Steve Bannon, joined by Matt Boyle of Breitbart at DC's popular MAGA gathering spot, Butterworth's.

That’s not what the military is supposed to do. That’s called a military coup.

Fucking fascists.

For those of you watching what is going down and say, "This is not America," please sit down, as I have some unsettling news for you.

After Les Misérables, guests were ‘treated’ to a preview of the Kennedy Center's next production.

Boebert: What we’re seeing in LA is an insurrection Pritzker: You don’t know understand what insurrection is. It is outrageous that you are asking that when you are the one condoning the pardoning of people that attacked police.

“We’re boycotting Harvard and Walmart for President Trump.”

The Trump admin has been so cowardice on foreign policy that they are still using the Solemani strike years ago as an example of strength. But after that Iran hit and injured 100 Americans and Trump was too frightened to respond

Yes, I definitely what this impeccable specimen of human health in charge of my own health.

Newsom on Trump: "He's lost it. He hasn't lost a step. And I saw him trip on the steps today. This is serious. He is not the same person that I dealt with just four years ago. And he's incapable now of even a train of thought. He's making things up and he's putting people's lives at risk."

“May the odds be ever in our favor.” The National Weather Service is now predicting an 85% chance of rain and thunderstorms during Trump’s Vanity Parade in DC.

Alex Padilla, a US Senator getting dragged out of Kristi Noem's press conference for asking questions. This is not America.

Transportation Sec Sean Duffy today. At least Zelensky wore socks.

Funded by your tax dollars.

holy shit -- GOP Rep. Mike Turner tries to "help out" Hegseth by getting him to confirm that the Pentagon does not in fact have plans to take Greenland by force, but Hegseth instead more or less testifies that yep, they have devised plans for that

Idiocracy was a documentary.

35% chance of locusts and biblical plagues in DC on Saturday.

The National Weather Service predicts a 60 percent chance of rain after 2 p.m. on Saturday in DC, with possible thunderstorms in the evening, raining on Trump's $45 million parade.

Radio stations in conservative Southern regions banned The Beach Boys’ “God Only Knows" because the word "God" in the title was considered blasphemy. This ban led to the song being released as the B-side to "Wouldn't It Be Nice" in the US.

You can just feel the love

What's happening in Los Angeles right now and what happened at the Capitol on Jan 6 share something: They both resulted directly from Donald J. Trump's lies.

“John Wilkes Booth was treated very unfairly. My administration is looking into a posthumous pardon, after I leave the Kennedy Center tonight.” - Donald Taco-Rico

Uber doesn't give its delivery or ride share drivers health insurance. Uber workers count on federal health care programs that will be cut under the Republican bill.

Pete Kegsbreathe resisted senators' efforts to gain support for a bipartisan bill sanctioning Russia for its war on Ukraine. He told an Appropriations Subcommittee the US should not use "every tool at our disposal" to pressure Moscow.

An orange leopard ate his face.

Donald Trump is at the Kennedy Center to see Les Misérables, Victor Hugo's classic about redemption and rebellion against injustice. Once again, irony has escaped Donald Taco-Rico.

Dystopian.

MAGA is boycotting Walmart now. Where can they shop instead? 🥴

This is the most dangerous thing Trump has done since taking office and the silence from Senate Armed Services Chair Roger Wicker and House Chair Mike Rogers is deafening, and a betrayal of their duty to the military and the Republic.

The Art of Misdirection.

MTG: “I’ve recommended that President Trump send the Gazpacho Police into LA.”

HUGE MEDIA NEWS: POLITICO is launching a new spin-off publication, POLITICO Weimar! If you sign up now, each morning you can get its “Reich Chancellery Playbook” newsletter delivered to your inbox as a bonus!!

Here's the plan, and it's genius: First, I send in ICE. Then, I send in the National Guard to protect ICE. Finally, I send in the Marines to protect the National Guard.

Oh.

“Sorry I called you a pedo.” “I’m not sorry I called you a big time drug addict.”

Beach Boys Leader Brian Wilson, Rest in Peace.

Double.

ABC News can’t fire California Gov. Gavin Newsom for telling the truth about Stephen Miller.

MSNBC: ICE is gearing up to deploy to these blue cities: Chicago, NYC, DC area, Seattle, and Philadelphia.

Donald Trump in 1990 on the Tiananmen Square massacre: “The Chinese government almost blew it. Then they were vicious, they were horrible, but they put it down with strength. That shows you the power of strength.”

Will Donald Taco-Rico be featuring Revolutionary War aircraft at his wasteful military birthday parade?

Mayor Karen Bass announced a curfew for a small part of downtown LA after several days of demonstrations against Trump’s immigration crackdown, mandating that people in certain zones stay indoors from 8 p.m. Pacific time until 6 a.m.

RINO traitors.