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submitted 11 hours ago • 655 comments

Melania looks like terrible after Trump’s empty birthday parade celebration.

submitted 9 hours ago • 117 comments

#Nokings San Diego

submitted 14 hours ago • 413 comments

🎯 🎯 🎯

submitted 10 hours ago • 19 comments

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1770 comments

When mommy and daddy spend a fortune on your quinceañera and nobody from school shows up.

submitted 13 hours ago • 258 comments

"This was the largest audience to ever witness a wasteful, vanity birthday celebration, period, both in person and around the globe."

submitted 10 hours ago • 87 comments

Fox News brings on Rebekah Koffler to talk about the military parade, but she seems to be heavily intoxicated so they cut away with quickness

submitted 11 hours ago • 1972 comments

Grandpa Taco-Rico is sad. 😢

submitted 11 hours ago • 78 comments

Incredible

submitted 13 hours ago • 427 comments

One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup

submitted 14 hours ago • 440 comments

Trump shown sitting over a Porta potty is chef’s kiss 😍

submitted 13 hours ago • 51 comments

"To celebrate my birthday, I had an 80-year-old veteran and sixty other veterans arrested for opposing my military parade."

submitted 16 hours ago • 189 comments

“Melanie, did the Ayatollah call for my birthday too?”

submitted 16 hours ago • 16 comments

Protesters formed a human banner at Ocean Beach during the "No Kings" protests in San Francisco. The protest is among thousands of nationwide demonstrations that took place today against Trump. 📸: Photo by @santiagomejia.bsky.social #NoKingsDay

submitted 17 hours ago • 116 comments

I'm floored. This is ONE stretch of ONE side of the street in deep red, small town Knoxville, TN today. This is a city that Trump won in 2024 by 20+ points. The scope of these protests are massive—American from both sides of the aisle are pissed. There will be no kings.

submitted 18 hours ago • 105 comments

Thousands of protesters turned out in downtown Dallas.

submitted 17 hours ago • 134 comments

Trump invites “a very special guest” to his vanity military parade.

submitted 17 hours ago • 15 comments

Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.

submitted 18 hours ago • 359 comments

These are some of the countries holding events under the 'No Tyrants' banner to reject authoritarianism and show solidarity with the US - based 'No Kings' movement.

submitted 17 hours ago • 57 comments

This is so disgustingly blatant.

submitted 17 hours ago • 85 comments

“A rainy day perade brings good luck”🤡

submitted 22 hours ago • 128 comments

“No Kings" events are scheduled today in more than 2,200 cities and towns across all 50 states, Puerto Rico, Colombia, Germany, Italy, Malawi, Portugal, and the United Kingdom.

submitted 19 hours ago • 21 comments

Trump’s parade in D.C. will feature more than 5 million pounds of the government’s machinery. The No Kings gatherings across America will feature more than 5 million of the country’s people.

submitted 23 hours ago • 70 comments

Never ever forget this scandal. 👇

submitted 19 hours ago • 33 comments

Trump’s America.

submitted 20 hours ago • 171 comments

“Happy Birthday Donny.” Love, Mommy ❤️

submitted 19 hours ago • 17 comments

Lightning could delay Trump's military extravaganza in DC. His multi-million-dollar vanity project aims to celebrate draft dodgers everywhere.

submitted 19 hours ago • 29 comments

It’s amazing that NBC created a reality show around a fake billionaire firing people who is the worst person in the world at hiring competent and qualified people.

submitted 1 day ago • 116 comments

Walz announces that Rep. Melissa Hortman is dead as a result of a "politically motivated assassination"

submitted 22 hours ago • 2238 comments

Dear Leader would never lie to you.

submitted 1 day ago • 109 comments

Trump ordered ICE to stop raiding and making arrests at farms, hotels, and restaurants. Hospitals, schools, and churches are still fair game. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/u...

submitted 1 day ago • 54 comments

How it started vs. how it’s going.

submitted 1 day ago • 123 comments

#BookSky

submitted 1 day ago • 292 comments

Just type in your zip code and find a No Kings event near you. www.fiftyfifty.one

submitted 1 day ago • 39 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 89 comments

George W. Bush arrives early for Trump's vanity parade. "As a warmonger, I feel it's my duty to attend."

submitted 1 day ago • 85 comments