(Blocked out the lady parts, of the nasty dorm room pornos I’ve watched so religiously it’s forever warped my concept of women and intimate relationships, with JESUS)
how do you type “most females have had at least one train run by gansta chads” and not just drink bleach atp like please let the voices win bro theyre soooo right
Watching studio porn and thinking it’s really college students is like watching Tom and Jerry and thinking “oh so this is what cats and mice REALLY get up to”
I’m just trying to figure out how he managed to go through and personally censor the nudity in what is *very* obviously porn, without ever realizing it was porn. Maybe he’s like the aliens from Galaxy Quest who didn’t know it was fake the whole time?
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also me: put this man in rehab
wait no, you should be sorry, you should apologise to me for bringing this into my mind, curse you (with Jesus)