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I totally forgot book club is tonight, and I haven’t even started yet!

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Okay, I’m going to go to bed and dream this whole day over, only i come up with much more clever responses to everything. Goodnight. 😴

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

everybody needs to be nice to me! I went and spoke at my first city council meeting tonight in support of the city adopting the proposed resolution for officially declaring this a sanctuary city for lgbtq people. Seriously! It was scary and I felt dumb, now be nice to me! 😤

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I’m not worried- I just flat out know this attack in Boulder is going to be used to justify some of the most horrendous things going forward 😣

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

A Zionist hints at what he thinks would be “the funniest thing”

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

You should always greet Zionists with "kill any babies today?"

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

God damn it. I meant *SHORTEST* sad story not *SADDEST* short story! welp! guess it’s suicide for me again 🫠

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

the gentleman sitting in front of the Dollar General this morning has just informed me that he “fucked my daughter AND my mama- at the same time!” seriously? this is how I find out? 😔

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

holy shit. this is huge you guys.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Powerful

submitted 2 days ago • 55 comments

I think I got Hemingway beat on that “saddest short story” award

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

wait, this is sarcastic, right? because I’m pretty sure I might just pass away splitting my sides laughing if this is supposed to be serious 😭

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I just looked up Paul Wall’s net worth and… Look. I’m not angry, I’m just a little hurt, that’s all 😔

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

looking at you Estonia. How about a little less 🗣️ and a little more 🤐, capeesh?

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stupid thoughts I had when I was brushing my teeth this morning

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