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the name’s self explanatory.
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okay, but you haven’t met my dad
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Hakeem Jeffries would like to know if he would be interested in chairing his own committee
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In *STRICTLY JUST THAT SENSE*, things have been really going pretty great lately!
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“We now take you live on the scene to what first hand witnesses have described as an unprovoked and savage attack…”
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oof! My condolences! I hate that I know that feeling
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🫡
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you gotta be kidding me. I’m sitting in my backyard and I was literally just about to walk inside and rip it myself
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someone with access to a desktop should save that reel right now.
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they can’t live on soup alone
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I think that might just be in your mouth? Like I know that’s what they tell you to do when you order really spicy wings, but based off of what I’ve read it’s ineffective at best outside of that.
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If not, I know a psychiatrist with the cheapest prices in town
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whhhhyyyyyyy??? there’s like 9 different versions already 😣
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it me fr
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It’s a brilliant distraction, and he really played the long game too. He started by first subtly planting the seeds of it 2 ½ years ago by secretly making it a central part of his campaign that he then ran on and talked about nonstop before, during and after the election. No one ever saw it coming.
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did they really just announce it on the Xbox game thing? I’m seeing people posting the title, but no actual confirmation
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the timing of that was crazy
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the mating dance of the white bellied midwestern male is truly breathtaking.
It is after this opening display, he will mount his partner and begin to make love 😌
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only 3 more weeks as of tomorrow and I’m cleared to start cycling again! 😁
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Since my accident I can’t ride my bike, but because of my injury it means I really can’t do pretty much any standard forms of exercise… so I’ve gained like I think 10 lbs? I’m really too scared to weigh myself. I don’t think I really look visibly different at all, but I just don’t like how I feel 😣
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Thank you so much!
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he died doing what he loved 😌
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if you post a .gif as just an image it won’t play the animation for some reason. The only way that works is by specifically hitting the gif upload button and searching for it on Tenor 🫤
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all me btw 😎
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love this band
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i have no idea what you mean. I am posting this from a big party that all of my many friends have thrown for me. isn't that right, gang?
[many voices in unison]: YOU BET!
see?
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Just in case people didn’t see this elsewhere, this thread relates to this
bsky.app/profile/iwri...
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“hang on, let me just grab that with my ear-arm”
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I had a nice time! (I mostly just talked to this nice older lesbian couple about cycling 😇 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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I haven’t been rude to you, so why are you talking down to me and not even bothering to address the subject that you chimed in on in the first place?
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Okay, so just a few things: not only did that article not make your case (it did not address anything you had been discussing), and not only did it not refute my point, you also have gotten increasingly aggressive and condescending. Like I genuinely don’t think you understood what I said.
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did we just talk about this? I think I’m having deja vu
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counterintuitive “misfires” (as you deem things that don’t adhere to the direction you personally feel the course of human evolution “ought” to have taken) as only serving as further evidence of that point.
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There’s no such thing as an “evolutionary misfire”. The very concept itself implies the existence of a “correct” path evolution “should” have taken, and that in itself is a belief in a kind of intelligent design that I just don’t see evidence for. In fact, I only see these seemingly
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Actually I would disagree from an evolutionary standpoint. I think the ability to conceive of the abstract thought necessary for religious belief was a fundamental component of our survival.
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My god god have mercy on our souls
ICE went at full speed ramming the crowd
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I think it’s complicated.
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I truly believe some of the greatest achievements and most horrific atrocities in history have been inspired by religious belief. I’m not personally religious myself, but I genuinely think the capacity to conceive of religious thought is something that fundamentally makes us human.