notthecops.bsky.social
the name’s self explanatory.
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I know that sounds like a racist joke, but it literally just happened
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It’s true. No one ever invented anything or sang songs before capitalism, isn’t that sad? 😔
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what is the opposite of this image?
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Like don’t get me wrong- their hearts are clearly in the right place (or else they wouldn’t even be here), but like… some of these dudes are A) sticking their necks over the line to physically look for the train (big faux pas)- but worse than that, B) they’re looking in the wrong direction 😂
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He went to the same medical school as Dr. Teeth from the muppets, didn’t he?
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*standing as tall as my little legs will allow me*
good lookin out, big dog 😎
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I literally came here to make that same joke and you beat me to it… by like 14 hours apparently. I don’t know if I should say “great minds” or “broken clocks” but we both had the same idea 😅
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I’ve heard rumors not even our naval Veterans are going to be safe 😔
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It’s just so lifelike… honestly I’m starting to think this AI stuff is a little *too* good. It’s like I’m seein double!
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if they ever do an all reptile remake of 101 Dalmatians they know who to call
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at first I was like “oh cool, somebody decided to make Bioshock Infinite for the 50th time 🙄” But then I looked closer and saw it was it was more than that. This was somebody deciding to make Dishonored for only the dozenth time 😇
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pretty weird how some of the funniest people online all seem to be hanging out and posting on this obscure dying website for some reason
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Id seen reruns of this ep a million times, but I was 8 so I didn’t get the joke. Anyway tl;dr I was playing scrabble with my mom and I played this. She asked me if I knew what it meant and I said “no” so she made me go upstairs and look it up in the dictionary. Afterwards we didn’t talk about it lol
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I think I really need to see what that looked like cooked
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Hell yeah! 🥳 🚴♂️
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Not the biggest fan of how he started out his answer on the police budget in this interview I’m watching him on (I’m around 10 minutes in), but I’d say he stuck the landing with his explanation
youtu.be/X4hbdNPpAqI?...
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best I can do
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you and me both
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I dunno. I just want peace in my house so I just pretended not to understand the implications of the question and said something like “aww gee, I don’t know- man I just think they should have gone with the original name and called them the Spiders!” and then just said I had to run and literally ran
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Like I know what that question means. I’m not dumb, and neither is he. He’s done shit like this before too. Like when that Oliver Anthony song about how bad it is that people on SNAP are allowed to eat junk food went viral he would play it really loud when he knew I was around 😓
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He started talking to me so I had to stop and I don’t know why, but I asked him if the baseball sounds from his tv were from the Guardians, and he paused and asked me “notthecops, let me ask you a question. so how do you feel about the new name of the team? what did you think of the old name?” 😑
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He brought his 70” screen tv outside and it was making baseball sounds really loud. I don’t really know him very well, so I always try to keep it light and brief, so when I saw he was sitting out I put a smile on and gave a wave and tried to kind of gesture at my laundry as a explanation of that
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“no, you don’t understand- I found someone just as awful as I am to date me”
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I think it’s really admirable how much you clearly genuinely care about other people’s welfare and society at large, but i really hope you practice self care (I don’t mean to come across as either condescending or naive, I just know at least for myself burnout is real)
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was the secret that they’re just some guys wearing robot costumes?
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I’m just pissed it worked *so* well *so* fast. Like I’ve been miserable all day being stubborn about not taking anything and just suffering through it- dude I could have been better the whole time! Ugh! 😂
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oh, like with the world? yeah, I don’t know lol
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I was gonna have breakfast and probably do some laundry
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…actually I’m not really sure anymore. After re reading it, I kinda think he might just be a rich centrist who just had a really fucked up back. It’s hard to tell how much of that letter is genuine, considering it was written with the expressed intention of being read by the public
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(I woke up in the middle of the night and haven’t been able to get back to bed bc I’ve been sneezing and blowing my nose for over an hour!)