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cbluesdc.bsky.social•90 days ago

Trump Take Egg
https://youtu.be/AzPuxIpIBhQ?feature=shared

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farrelly.bsky.social•87 days ago

Trump take Costco egg

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stano.bsky.social•104 days ago

Trump take egg.

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hoodriverjen.bsky.social•90 days ago

Trump take egg and make the ones he didn’t take cost way too much.

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drosgood.bsky.social•84 days ago

I have found new egg!

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kylerich035.bsky.social•101 days ago

Trump take egg at Costco.

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sarahbp.bsky.social•104 days ago

The Costco in Mt Laurel NJ and LOTS of eggs on Friday…. I think it was $20 for 2-3dozen??? I didn’t go up to case but just saw the price.

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sarahbp.bsky.social•104 days ago

But Sprouts in Haddonfield NJ had this sign up.

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vought.bsky.social•100 days ago

This is a Safeway in south Reno Nevada immediately after being restocked. From Feb 20, 3:30pm.

That’s it. That’s all the eggs until Saturday night.

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mtsw.bsky.social•100 days ago

those are gonna be gone by 5

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vought.bsky.social•100 days ago

They were. This was yesterday afternoon and I had to run in to grab something but didn’t take my phone inside.

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patheticmeat.bsky.social•98 days ago

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susankitchens.bsky.social•97 days ago

📌

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zachcoma.bsky.social•91 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/zachcoma.bsky.social/post/3lje4ww4afc2p

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zachcoma.bsky.social•94 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/zachcoma.bsky.social/post/3lj4r2vyymk2b

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cinephile914.bsky.social•90 days ago

Based on his understanding of female biology and science in general, maybe this is why Trump Take Egg?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/19/trump-ivf-executive-order

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rodolfofernandez.bsky.social•104 days ago

From a couple weeks ago: https://bsky.app/profile/rodolfofernandez.bsky.social/post/3lhanvvgdns2a

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pnwmelissa.bsky.social•99 days ago

Time to get some stickers and slap em on those shelves

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itsendlessmike.bsky.social•104 days ago

All my eggs gone

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dalwalke.bsky.social•99 days ago

Trump Take Egg
Trump Take Safe Air Travel
Trump Take Nuclear Weapons
Trump Take Medicaid
Trump Take Social Security
Trump Take ...

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khaosan.bsky.social•92 days ago

…His final breath????

A man can dream.

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sick-of-orange.bsky.social•93 days ago

Bigly Problem.

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luckytrashfox.bsky.social•97 days ago

📌

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shuabragg.bsky.social•104 days ago

Trump take egg (Trader Joe’s, Chicago)

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lurkymclurk.bsky.social•104 days ago

They only post that sign when there’s lots more in the back. Classssssic move

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elrondhubbard.bsky.social•91 days ago

Eggs for $13 in suburbs of Boston

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malatesting.bsky.social•100 days ago

trump take *all* egg

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adalena.bsky.social•104 days ago

Yep, yesterday the same at our Costco. No eggs, no ground beef or ground turkey. Meat counter, full of overpriced beef with not one customer. Vegetable prices 50% higher than 2 weeks ago.

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chrisbybikes.bsky.social•78 days ago

where my egg, trump?

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mtsw.bsky.social•78 days ago

trump took em

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chrisbybikes.bsky.social•78 days ago

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mtsw.bsky.social•104 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/stevesmith24.bsky.social/post/3liaftvrftk25

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mtsw.bsky.social•104 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/thickdingus.bsky.social/post/3li2vkwfdh22t

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mtsw.bsky.social•104 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/rduggan.bsky.social/post/3libdgd7cyk2y

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mtsw.bsky.social•104 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/sturgeondc.bsky.social/post/3lia2yflji22w

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mtsw.bsky.social•104 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/samusishere.bsky.social/post/3li6sodhiyk25

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cdnski12.bsky.social•74 days ago

Thanks Dunny Drumpftster. You, Edolf Muskrat, the entire GOP, & Project 2025 have egg(s) on your faces. What you need is feces 💩 on your faces!

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mtsw.bsky.social•104 days ago

no egg https://bsky.app/profile/dambold.bsky.social/post/3lid4sissyc2p

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wonderfulstarfish.bsky.social•103 days ago

Are those "I did this" stickers available somewhere online? Having a couple in your pocket and adding them to any egg signs you see seems like a good way to boost them.

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heyaries325.bsky.social•78 days ago

Pretty much everywhere but here’s one link

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1872837033/?ref=share_ios_native_control

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indigo360.bsky.social•81 days ago

The dubious grammar exhibited here makes the message more impactful in the same way that misspellings and other incongruities make the message of the fascists more impactful. "Stop the steal" is another example of this phenomenon.

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radkataz.bsky.social•81 days ago

Always wondered about this. Using Woke as a noun of all things seems like the right is just having fun being weird with language like a Tim and Eric bit.

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phantomframe.bsky.social•99 days ago

Trump Take Egg

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kieslowskifan1.bsky.social•96 days ago

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buermann.bsky.social•96 days ago

"we're pretty sure this is all somehow Elon Musk's fault"

Elon immediately re-assigned all the disease control and ag experts to purging federal documents systems of bad words like "climate change" and "equity" before summarily firing them without cause.

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cancelcultureclub.bsky.social•104 days ago

why Trump take egg??

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whaler.bsky.social•104 days ago

This was mine from last week. Trump took egg :*(

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aliciainwonderland.bsky.social•94 days ago

@mtsw.bsky.social Bay Area Safeway knows about egg man

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kevnscan.bsky.social•99 days ago

Trump gouge egg

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thezinger.bsky.social•86 days ago

📌

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timryan.org•104 days ago

trump take egg

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tdcheetah.bsky.social•96 days ago

Trump take egg

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mpbizdev.bsky.social•96 days ago

I'm reminded of the Belgian free chicken story...

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heydavidbailey.bsky.social•96 days ago

He dumb?

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popeofchilitown.bsky.social•93 days ago

He a dick?

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hopstache.bsky.social•90 days ago

Trump take Paczki Day because he take egg

https://chicago.eater.com/2025/2/26/24373807/paczki-chicago-detroit-egg-prices-increase-fat-tuesday?_gl=1*1kpmx4r*_ga*MTgzOTUyNzg1MC4xNjQ5Njg1NDU0*_ga_GMSWCRTSTY*MTc0MTAzMTE0My40NDkuMS4xNzQxMDMxMTQ2LjU3LjAuMA..

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wildhack.bsky.social•78 days ago

Trump bootleg egg:

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normcorerockwell.bsky.social•98 days ago

At this Trader Joe’s in Rockville, MD, you’re SOL if you don’t come within 30 minutes of store opening because Trump Take Egg

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sylvestermarcus.bsky.social•98 days ago

Is this a regional thing? I’m in Washington state and the shelves have been full for the last month. A dozen is $5 and 18 are $7. A week ago, they were a little higher (closer to $8 a dozen) but there haven’t been any shortages near us or panic buying.

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normcorerockwell.bsky.social•98 days ago

It’s a Trader Joe’s thing. Other places have dozen eggs at $6 and higher, but from what the staff tells me, they can’t source eggs at reasonable prices right now so they’re limited in what they can offer.

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blueraccoon.bsky.social•96 days ago

where in WA are you? because I'm in Snohomish county and literally every grocery store has signs up saying their supply is limited. I get mine through my weekly milk delivery but I paid $10/dozen for pasture-raised eggs last week.

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sylvestermarcus.bsky.social•96 days ago

I’m in Puyallup. I think Safeway and Fred Meyer had signs apologizing for the supply issues but I don’t recall them limiting purchases and Winco definitely did not.

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braak.bsky.social•98 days ago

Trump egg rationing at the TJs outside Philadelphia, too

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realitide.bsky.social•98 days ago

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zachrtw.bsky.social•98 days ago

Trumpy Dumpty strikes again

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historiken.bsky.social•98 days ago

madness reigns

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shoulderoforion.bsky.social•98 days ago

Trump Take Egg #trumptakeegg

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normcorerockwell.bsky.social•104 days ago

I know olive oil doesn’t have quite the populist resonance that eggs do, but I can report that there are some bare shelves in the oil sections at TJ and Aldi.

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mtsw.bsky.social•104 days ago

what's going on with olive oil? i just bought a huge thing of EVOO from costco like a week ago

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normcorerockwell.bsky.social•104 days ago

I know they were talking about shortages in the fall and there was a price jump, but no idea what’s happening *now*

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philadlj.bsky.social•81 days ago

Loving the linguistic gymnastics business are going through when they only need to use three simple words

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dangitkyle.bsky.social•53 days ago

Trump take egg

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adamsith.bsky.social•92 days ago

The only problem with the Trump Take Egg thing is that it might be obsolete in a few weeks after the Regime buys billions of eggs from Ruzzia and distributes them to MalWart

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tomeclarke.bsky.social•104 days ago

Hudson Valley, NY

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nicholassmith.bsky.social•94 days ago

$4.09 a dozen here, but no mad dash to grab them at this low price. That's because this is in Canada. I wanted to bring eggs across the border to sell to my friends at cost, but the Trump admin has a ban on raw eggs from the largest four provinces due to avian flu, even though we got it from y'all.

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blueismycolour.bsky.social•92 days ago

Cdn$4.03 is US2.79. Even with 20% tariff added to them eggs it’s still cheaper

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vicariousform.bsky.social•86 days ago

📌

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bobakesfandiari.com•96 days ago

Nominated for your consideration, from my Safeway on Sunday night:
https://bsky.app/profile/bobakkabob37.bsky.social/post/3livijmzb4c24

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karmasdad.bsky.social•90 days ago

New Trump Veg-O-Matic type product.

Egg-Be-Gone (or $1 Trumpcharge)

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marontheweb.bsky.social•100 days ago

📌

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pigbodine.bsky.social•91 days ago

Which come first,

Trump take egg,

or

Trump take chicken?

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carlwilhoyte.bsky.social•90 days ago

Time for some egg theory

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octopusjihad.bsky.social•104 days ago

They wanted to make America Hungary, instead they just made America hungry.

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themightyspitz.bsky.social•104 days ago

Easy mistake; the median American is shit at both geography and spelling.

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yevkras.bsky.social•99 days ago

Trump take egg!

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h0w3rd.bsky.social•88 days ago

Yeah but have you considered Atlantic apologism?

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indianawalsh.bsky.social•104 days ago

Why Trump make eggs 25 dollars?

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erynwyld.bsky.social•104 days ago

#trumptakeegg

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lenastolz.bsky.social•103 days ago

Whole Foods in Boston today

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l4ur3l.bsky.social•104 days ago

I didn't take pics but Sprouts was out of eggs and tp in Santa Fe, NM.

:/

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poulsbohemian.bsky.social•104 days ago

Trump take all egg. Trump about to take all money so me no can buy egg.

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cherilasher.bsky.social•104 days ago

🚫🥚

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sameguy.bsky.social•56 days ago

Meanwhile, 50 miles on the other side of the border in Montreal, as many as I want, Canada Grade A Large, $4.15 a dozen. That's $2.95 US.

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hlkfotos.com•81 days ago

:(

#TrumpTakeEgg

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tenaciouslee12.bsky.social•80 days ago

Honestly have to applaud the sign frame handiwork here

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hlkfotos.com•80 days ago

Looks like a fun little project.

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mvb.kirinok.osaka•98 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/mvb.kirinok.osaka/post/3lis7ftwanc2q

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phantomframe.bsky.social•98 days ago

Trump & Bezos take egg

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majestic12.bsky.social•87 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/brazos.bsky.social/post/3ljnt6iwnbs2c

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paiviten.bsky.social•101 days ago

Meanwhile in Europe: eggs are so cheap and plentiful we can use them to learn how to juggle.

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pensivepelican.bsky.social•92 days ago

My cousin has an egg vending machine business in Ireland.

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lori.bsky.social•103 days ago

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clohole.bsky.social•97 days ago

Plenty of eggs here in suburban Philly… for 91 cents each.

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7000moonpies.bsky.social•103 days ago

Trump take egg

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shiftercat.bsky.social•96 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/shiftercat.bsky.social/post/3lis77z2d7s2n

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joshwitz225.bsky.social•72 days ago

No eggs no milk. Trump really does want us to be Soviet Russia.

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joshwitz225.bsky.social•81 days ago

No Eggs - San Francisco 7th Ave Safeway, 3/11/2025

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bmelnikov.bsky.social•81 days ago

Was there yesterday. Same thing.

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rockintheroad.bsky.social•59 days ago

Trader Joe's Albuquerque.
Juice where the eggs used to be. A void where the eggs were moved to.

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rockintheroad.bsky.social•93 days ago

My local Trader Joe's has filled the shelves where egg cartons once lived with juice.
Trump take all eggs.
Trump kill Easter Bunny.

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rockintheroad.bsky.social•97 days ago

Does trump have egg on face?

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blueismycolour.bsky.social•92 days ago

He doesn’t deserve such expensive item. I sure am not wasting mine.

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ceilingcat.bsky.social•97 days ago

https://www.fastcompany.com/91282941/how-trump-take-egg-captured-the-mood-of-an-inflation-weary-nation

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ceilingcat.bsky.social•97 days ago

Eggcerpt from the article

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niral.bsky.social•104 days ago

All I wanted for consolation as my plane plummeted was a simple omelette, but no

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samd.bsky.social•104 days ago

Trump take egg https://bsky.app/profile/samd.bsky.social/post/3lhr5vg3bps2u

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wonkish.bsky.social•104 days ago

Trump take sandwich too?!?

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wrongbottom.bsky.social•104 days ago

Fuckin warlord. https://youtu.be/eYt0khR_ej0?si=XMefTZbsEZrzkHMF

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punishedro.bsky.social•99 days ago

Phil Hartman 🫡 Chris Farley 🫡

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dwbond.bsky.social•104 days ago

Trump take egg

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shorty-jibz.bsky.social•100 days ago

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nullinterface.bsky.social•104 days ago

Local Costco was out of eggs today. Wally world had 6- and 18-packs, very low stock.

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positivesubway.bsky.social•104 days ago

No eggs at all in the third-largest city in New York State

https://bsky.app/profile/positivesubway.bsky.social/post/3licy5nc3dc23

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colovianfurhelm.bsky.social•96 days ago

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timprice.bsky.social•98 days ago

Not looking good here. Little by little, Trump take egg https://bsky.app/profile/timprice.bsky.social/post/3lisqmmuvoc2h

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matthewkosinski.bsky.social•91 days ago

Bird lay egg because Trump took egg

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zetsubo.bsky.social•104 days ago

📌

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dykemelodrama.bsky.social•89 days ago

trump take egg

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mtsw.bsky.social•89 days ago

what city is this nijiya in?

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dykemelodrama.bsky.social•89 days ago

this is in san francisco! the neighborhood safeway shut down so all thats left around here are a couple of smaller grocers like nijiya. The other place i get eggs is a tiny korean grocer who actually lists their egg prices on the door of the shop 😅 not a great sign!

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kdmz.bsky.social•73 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/denniskberlin.bsky.social/post/3lkt2anscic2q

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kdmz.bsky.social•93 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/sharonk.bsky.social/post/3lj766k7yxs2k

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schmails.bsky.social•92 days ago

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cannon4nh.bsky.social•104 days ago

My grocery store was completely out of eggs today! Looking forward to my Trump "I did that" stickers coming in this week

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webbed-site.web.app•91 days ago

📌

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fedupstudio.bsky.social•99 days ago

Trump take egg big time https://bsky.app/profile/fedupstudio.bsky.social/post/3lipv2g5ls22q

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rockwils1.bsky.social•104 days ago

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chrislabarthe.bsky.social•104 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/chrislabarthe.bsky.social/post/3li63ubietk2s

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gerryporter.bsky.social•97 days ago

Mr Trump sir, please, why no egg?

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wisdomofwombats.bsky.social•101 days ago

Trump Take Eggely

https://bsky.app/profile/georgetakei.bsky.social/post/3limpmmfifd2g

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defendrrr.bsky.social•99 days ago

Trump take egg except for special occasions.

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peteross144.bsky.social•57 days ago

Trump take nest egg

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zackalope.bsky.social•86 days ago

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kieranblake.bsky.social•96 days ago

Thank you for your service

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kragar.bsky.social•92 days ago

Trump take eggs

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nixonyx.bsky.social•91 days ago

🤦‍♀️What are costumers using eggs for? Authentic 16th century makeup? (Sorry, I know I'm an annoying pedant I'll see myself out)

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khaosan.bsky.social•92 days ago

This is making me laugh way more than it should.

TRUMP TAKE EGG

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contagonist.bsky.social•95 days ago

There has to be something about how the fascist collapse is focused primarily on the existence of trans people AND this is occurring when theres a general hysteria about eggs

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kittyvons.bsky.social•101 days ago

I ate an egg today. My net worth went down like I purchased Melania's crypto.

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tonypeaches.bsky.social•94 days ago

Trump take egg

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katchin05.bsky.social•61 days ago

📌

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vgonzalezmaltes.bsky.social•104 days ago

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lalamon.bsky.social•84 days ago

A big blob of nothing

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usps.bsky.social•78 days ago

:(

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matunos.bsky.social•101 days ago

has anyone drawn up cartoons of Trump as the Eggburglar yet?

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narddog13.bsky.social•92 days ago

Trump is the eggman, the are the eggmen, cuukaluukajoob

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emceehammerpants.bsky.social•104 days ago

Trump took egg!

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annahmae.bsky.social•86 days ago

I feel like depression era eggless cake (and other dishes) are going to make a comeback!

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nicoleamurray.bsky.social•104 days ago

🫱🥚 🥺

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citizen12345.bsky.social•91 days ago

Great opportunity to hand out fliers to Costco customers waiting in line 45 minutes before the store opens to buy eggs. They got nothing else to do except read your flier.

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kndmx.bsky.social•104 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/kndmx.bsky.social/post/3lidkdfcp222i

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barscap.bsky.social•89 days ago

Can you start a Trump Take Social Security masterthread?

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mtsw.bsky.social•89 days ago

I'm covering the egg beat but if someone else wants to start one I'll repost it

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barscap.bsky.social•89 days ago

"egg beat" is awesome dad joke - top marks! ;-) I'm relying on @socialsecurityworks.org who are awesome.. By the way, thanks for f/b - I moved to SD a year ago - thanks for fighting the good fight for common sense. Here with you on that.

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mtsw.bsky.social•89 days ago

thank you!

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barscap.bsky.social•89 days ago

thank you too mate. No better place to fight the good fight than the Finest City.. Here for it.

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edhirsch.bsky.social•89 days ago

"Ultimately, you’re going to see the social security system collapse and an interruption of benefits within the next 30 to 90 days."
https://fortune.com/2025/03/03/social-security-payments-benefits-interruption-doge-cuts-system-collapse-retirement-disability/

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edhirsch.bsky.social•89 days ago

MAGA & MUSK PROMISE TO DESTROY SOCIAL SECURITY ONCE AND FOR ALL!
🧵thread
https://bsky.app/profile/edhirsch.bsky.social/post/3lihktpxsok2c

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dxmnkd316.bsky.social•98 days ago

I don't have a picture to share of an empty shelf because our Costco has completely removed the eggs shelves from our store.

Trump take egg.

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phantomframe.bsky.social•96 days ago

Trump even take egg shelf!

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chillburg.bsky.social•82 days ago

Have you looked at the bodybuilding forums? No way they aren't freaking out over losing their precious daily cartons

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thousandyoung.bsky.social•82 days ago

BREAKING: New EO renames popular lifts:

Romanian Deadlifts -> American Deadlifts

Bulgarian Split Squats -> Freedom Split Squats

French Presses -> Bald Eagle Presses

Furthermore: Egyptian Lateral Raises are banned. Only frontal raises are allowed but only with a stiff palm and no weights.

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cpoche.bsky.social•97 days ago

I had to wait in the cold and rain for my chance at eggs, because Trump took Egg 🥚

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rmcgil.bsky.social•97 days ago

Where is this? Wild stuff to see

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blueismycolour.bsky.social•92 days ago

Looks like Costco. My Costco is out of eggs.

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golux13.bsky.social•88 days ago

Looks like all those photos we were shown of bread lines in the Soviet Union.

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cpoche.bsky.social•97 days ago

Baton Rouge, Louisiana this past Sunday morning

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jenstone.bsky.social•92 days ago

Jesus tapdancing Christ

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themountaingoats.bsky.social•96 days ago

I’m kinda surprised they haven’t launched a “who eats eggs? men eat steak!” counteroffensive. “Eggs are bad anyway” feels on-brand

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mtsw.bsky.social•96 days ago

i have some bad news about the trajectory of steak prices now that the cows are getting bird flu too

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henryhill1.bsky.social•96 days ago

Right; no eggs, chickens and beef in peril, the food supply about to collapse just as trump and elon put us into a depression/pandemic. Just block it all out, everything's great.

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cldek.bsky.social•82 days ago

Can’t wait to hear about how this is the latest gambit from Big Soy in their ongoing campaign to feminize all the men

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pensivepelican.bsky.social•92 days ago

They’ll probably start calling eggs “Chicken Abortions” and make it illegal to eat them

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redback.bsky.social•96 days ago

'eggs are cucked' or something

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golux13.bsky.social•88 days ago

Clucked

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hoonofthe.day•96 days ago

HUEVOS ARE JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR BALLS

REAL MEN EAT BIG BULL BALLS, NOT PUNY BIRD EGGS

BIG MOUTHFULS OF BIG BALLS

- some caveman meatfluencer podcaster or whatever, probably

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