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Writer, Marxist shitpost sommelier, Midwest mutant. (He/him guy dude) Author of "Ultimart" available NOW! Get it here: https://carlwilhoyte.com/
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Imagining a world without 17 different game launchers

It’s better than even odds that Trump shared this dumb post because he didn’t have his glasses on and he liked the photo and now the White House press secretary will have to be like “Experts agree that it’s quite possible cyborgs walk among us, no matter what the fake news claims.”

Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

Important follow-up

Like, they're not even saying the quiet part loud, they're shouting it from the rooftops.

*spit take*

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I need the cleanest most toothless Christian pop punk you can think of

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

A really good way to comprehend the current moment: 1. The people in charge are frauds. 2. We know they're frauds. 3. They know that we know they're frauds. 4. An invisible army of competent people sneak out actually correct information. 5. It is impossible to differentiate the two.

Nearly all of the new "AI innovations" are aimed at making you read and think independently less. Their goal seems to be to fully eliminate your capability. I honestly don't think we talk about this enough.

Destiny 2 buildcrafting for endgame content

Some people are in the left lane and simply lack Left Lane Ambition. It's not for the faint of heart.

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

RFK Jr's "MAHA" report is filled with references to studies that literally do not exist, or that completely misinterpret the studies' findings. “We did not publish a paper.. on this topic with that co-author group, or with that title,” says one cited researcher. www.notus.org/health-scien...

An important thing to understand is that these ghouls know they're futureless, that this is a house of cards waiting to tumble, and it's smash & grab time. They know they're mulch when the next financial crash hits, and they just want to death drive their Maserati into the wall themselves.

"COVID is a Chinese bioweapon designed to kill Americans but under no circumstances get a vaccine to protect yourself. That's Big Pharma (icky)! Use this industrial horse dewormer made by intl megacorp Merck instead!"

Cleveland.com has a user called "Staff Reports" on its site, "writing" local news stories. You know what it really is? An AI LLM. It's AI slop. Your local crappy copaganda newsroom is not even safe!

You do, in fact, love to see it. Nazi punks fuck off.

Do you think Kash Patel talks with a really high pitched voice too

Just saw a video of starving Gazan babies while I was scrolling having lunch. Then I saw a funny dog skit. Then an Israeli bombardment. Then a sad singing clown. This is the shitty cyberpunk future, all the decay with none of the gadgets.

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The "male loneliness epidemic" is not real. It is not imposed by anyone. It is a self-isolating trend of antisocials who choose to not interact with the world in favor of a safe, risk-free online empowerment.