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carlwilhoyte.bsky.social
Writer, Marxist shitpost sommelier, Midwest mutant. (He/him guy dude) Author of "Ultimart" available NOW! Get it here: https://carlwilhoyte.com/
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submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy. can't have too may enemies.

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submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

"The future will have flying cars, space travel, jetpack, moon bases! It'll be amazing!" The future:

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Do you like to annotate your books? Currently working on pulling some quotes from Ultimart to write a review 💭 @carlwilhoyte.bsky.social

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Zoomer: I might unalive a Cheeto like the Super Mario Bros guy in Minecraft *giggle* Boomer: I will kill the President with a gun and here is my address, signed Full Legal Name

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

LMAO this is the front of the USDA building: a dumbass fashy banner with the corniest Presidential portrait of all time. What is he, Emperor of Food?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

They're literally doing the meme

submitted 1 day ago • 140 comments

Translation: They are powerless. The giant wet toddler brain thought at 2 am to nuke Agrabah is now policy

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Check it out!!! This is so exciting!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

*eyerolling so hard I'm staring at the interior of my skull*

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"Oh wow, this thing we invented and shoved down your throats sure is DANGEROUS. Better give us even more money and data and lack of oversight so we can solve the problem that is 100% real and not hype and certainly not our fault if true!"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

this is technically a crop top

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Washington Post now interviewing my uncle?

submitted 16 days ago • 62 comments

Imposter syndrome had a great run, but unfortunately someone found it stabbed to death right in front of the FEMA head who’s unfamiliar with hurricanes

submitted 2 days ago • 36 comments

Guess who just randomly found a copy of his book at his local library in South Euclid? (It's me. This rules.)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The jocks have now become the nerd intellectuals ("Go outside, dork") and the nerds have now become some lower form of nerdom, a type of semi-sentient mold that talks about skull shapes and American monarchy.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

We declined as a society when we rejected silly but harmless parody songs. "Look at this Phonograph" and it's Weird Al in an Edison costume singing to Nickelback but it's all accordions. Our hearts have hardened too much.

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John Redcorn was pretty much the only contemporary Native representation I had in comedy growing up. Probably the funniest Native character in cartoon history and a lot of that was on Jonathan Joss' pitch perfect rezzy uncle performance. RIP to one of the best to ever do it.

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

Pretending that you have to take health care from poor people because of fraud in the system while Elon Musk and Donald Trump are on the most cartoonish corruption spree in history is so grotesque it's almost hard to believe

submitted 2 days ago • 26 comments

Gen Z kids are listening to Creed & Nickelback

submitted 2 days ago • 121 comments

No, MAGA knew exactly what they voted for: a national campaign of racist terror. They enthusiastically waved "MASS DEPORTATION NOW" signs at their convention. What they don't like is the public blowback. They're either stupid, gullible, or evil; none of which is acceptable.

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"Here's a weird gormless loser with a mullet and a blog who says Earth must be run by a Super God Tech Emperor and that robot girlfriends should be government mandated. Could he be right?!" - Publication that has won 8 Pulitzer Prizes since 2014

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