Bit concerned that Deliveroo gifted me this tea towel for being a good customer. Might as well have sent an actual red flag with the words fat and lazy embroidered on it
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I hope you have many years ahead of you, but if not, I'd consider asking your partner to fold it into a triangle and lay it respectfully on your coffin as Deliveroo give you a twenty one gun salute.
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