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Comedy Writer / Director - the inbetweeners - White Gold - Daddy Issues - The First Team - various articles for Window Trade News
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I have questions. Will I still like the Pope? Will he still smoke dope?

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Fun Nigel Havers interview in The Guardian. Enjoyed this memory of his time on I’m a Celeb - “There was a bloke called Lembit Öpik, the politician. After a couple of days, I wanted to kill him. Had I stayed, I would’ve killed him and I’d be in prison now. “ www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ap...

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Nightcap ☺️

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Remontadahahahah

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Sing Sing is a magical piece of work isn’t it? Can’t believe this film isn’t loudly in the conversation for all the top awards. It’s on Amazon Prime if you need an antidote to all the ugliness in the world at the moment

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Every word

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Jesus Healing the Paralytic at the Pool of Bethesda, Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, 1670, 📸 by @Stuart_PhotoAFC

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🔥🔥🔥

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Mood right now 🧘🧘🧘🧘🧘🧘

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And we’re back… ❤️

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Clear denial of a Gull scoring opportunity

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With the 9 bonus points we get for overcoming the Michael Oliver handicap, I believe that Arsenal win takes us top of the Premier League. Excellent day at the office.

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Can’t wait for Guardian Football Weekly to explain how that was a deserved red and we’re all tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorists

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Ha. Football. Bloody hell. I think that’s the most blatant attempt by the referee to handicap Arsenal since, well the other two red cards that we have had this season that literally no other team would ever get

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for the potato fears not death

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Seeing as no one asked for it, my top three Xmas movies this year - Heretic (mention of Jesus’ birth) Planes, Trains and Automobiles (Thanksgiving so basically Xmas) Nebraska (has snow in it)

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Werner Herzog's The Snowman (1982) "We are not walking in the air but plunging towards terra firma like a parachutist who took the instructor's wife as a mistress. Little boy, here is your lesson in entropy: love gives life. But time destroys all. Your only friend is a puddle."

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That ending gets me every time…

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If anyone wants a bit of wholesomeness on this cold and barren Monday morning, here’s Real Betis fans raining down thousands of stuffed toys for disadvantaged children in their annual Christmas tradition

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Bit concerned that Deliveroo gifted me this tea towel for being a good customer. Might as well have sent an actual red flag with the words fat and lazy embroidered on it

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Massive away win for the little fella.

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Good to see Luftwaffe Commander in Chief Joe Hart at Anfield yesterday

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Happy ninth anniversary of the opening night of Funny Girl at the Menier Chocolate Factory in south London, a production which gave rise to one of the best pull quotes ever seen by human eyes

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18 hours into December and I’ve already developed a ruinous Quality Street addiction

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I feel seen

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